snore-gasm

The act of masturbating by a man as a means to falling asleep.

I was having trouble sleeping last night until I jerked off, fell asleep immediately after my snore-gasm.

by the REAL Lex Complex November 22, 2011

Snoped

When someone takes your satire or joke too seriously. Like literal truth and tries or demands a fact check, even complains about the errors.

Huffinglue Post was Snoped!

by pornstitute November 28, 2019

Snom

Snom or Snomming (soft nomming), is a softer less aggressive bite. It can be laughable soft, or just hard enough to put fear into your partner that you could and have definitely thought about biting harder. Snomming is particularly appreciated on the more sensitive parts of the body, such as the neck, butt, and inner thighs.

OMG I couldn't stop snomming on her thighs last night! They were so soft and supple!

by LinkzVR April 20, 2023

dirty snore

when your girl is sleeping; place your sack on her nose making sure you cover both nostrils forcing her to breathe through her mouth resulting in her snoring.

hey frank, i gave your mom a dirty snore last night.

by Mondo-91 August 28, 2009

snore throat

When you snore so much at night, you wake up with sore throat.

I had way too much to drink last night and woke up with a wicked snore throat.

by Mark in Tiburon, CA March 19, 2009

Snoek

A fish meant to be caught EXCLUSIVELY in South Africa and served only in large portions.

"What kind of fucking joke is this? This snoek was caught in New Zealand. And it's so god damn small. Wow. Dude, your shit is weak"

OR:

"Dude, I went to Anton's place the other day and he tried to serve me this small ass New Zealand caught snoek."

"Seriously?"

"Yeah, I swear. I hate him now"

by AllyTangClan July 27, 2012

snOMG

An ejaculatory statement about the ridiculous amount of snow that is outside or has fallen in a season; a spinoff of OMG.

You: 40 inches in one month? Aren't we in Virginia?

Me: snOMG! 40?

You: Did you really just say snOMG?

Me: That's like the height of a velociraptor!
You: ... (back away)

by effingsnow February 9, 2010