Snoek

A fish meant to be caught EXCLUSIVELY in South Africa and served only in large portions.

"What kind of fucking joke is this? This snoek was caught in New Zealand. And it's so god damn small. Wow. Dude, your shit is weak"

OR:

"Dude, I went to Anton's place the other day and he tried to serve me this small ass New Zealand caught snoek."

"Seriously?"

"Yeah, I swear. I hate him now"

Snoek by AllyTangClan July 27, 2012

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Snoek is a type of fish found off South Africa's coast. In South Africa we use 'snoek' to describe a pussy!

"Tastes like snoek" "smells like snoek" "let me see your snoek!" "I'm fishing for snoek"

snoek by fromCT August 18, 2006

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snek

a smol, delicate noodle that is literally a tail with a head ; they no like nose boops

I love your snek

snek by carryingthebanner October 28, 2017

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Snooker Kick

One of the great phenomena of snooker. The kick is where either the cue ball or the object ball literally jumps in the air slightly after receiving contact from the cue or the cue ball respectively. The effect is nearly always negative for the striker, as the angle on either ball is disturbed and contact is rarely clean. Many attempts have been made to explain why kicks occur, the most frequent explanations being friction from the table surface and, more commonly, a bit of dust or chalk on either ball when there is contact. A lot of research has been carried in the study of Nihilosophy for the British Snooker Organisations.

I could have won the match if it hadn't been for that 'snooker kick' I got when attempting to pot an easy Blue into the corner pocket.

Snooker Kick by Reg Denke May 31, 2010