When a loud farticle escapes a sleeping body at night unbeknownst to said body as it is deeply asleep.
"He was (slarting) so loudly next to me that I woke up and decided that I never wanted to sleep with him again"
"He was (slarting) so loudly next to me that I woke up and decided that I never wanted to sleep with him again"
by omidog November 2, 2013
Get the slarting mug.A sharting spider is a particularly heinous sub-specie of the "Barking Spider" in that it's defense method is not just a warning signal and fowl smell, but also warns potential predators with a deposit of substance known by naturalists as 'beware brown'. They are particularly fond of burrowing in 'tighty whiteys'.
subject 1: (Notices subject 2's dirty underwear on the floor) "Woah! Either you never learned to wipe your ass or you were born without a sphincter!"
Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"
Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"
by Prince of dorkness June 21, 2010
Get the sharting spider mug.When a man is maturbating or receiving a blow job and when he is about to cum he puts his penis up to his partners nostril and cums in their nose, causing the partner to become angry and snorting cum like a bull
by peebody1001 September 7, 2016
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Get the snorting glitter mug.A saying originating from having suite/roommates and a shared space
- When there is drama that one has to deal with before a certain event even starts
- When there is drama that one has to deal with before a certain event even starts
B: I can’t believe they had to call the RA on her!
E: Oh geez! You guys are already starting with a sink full of dishes.
E: Oh geez! You guys are already starting with a sink full of dishes.
by steinekrieg January 17, 2021
Get the starting with a sink full of dishes mug.An exclamation of grave misfortune; a poopy situiation. Shartington originates from the British Isles on the hamlet of Shartington, from which the term proliferated following World War Two.
Friend 1: Oh no! I seem to have found myself in a real tricky pickle of a situation!
Friend 2: Shartington!
Friend 2: Shartington!
by CalvinAlexanderRossTaylor69 March 28, 2022
Get the Shartington mug.When one is unsure whether or not they are defecating or being fartaceous. Poot-sharting can be a somewhat scary experience for those poot-sharting. Poot-sharting is also very rarely used with correct verb conjugation and is often purposefully used in defiance of English grammar.
“Uhhhh… Jombly… I uhhh…. I poot-sharting!”
“Ah man. I poot-sharting again.”
“I forgot to poot-sharted today.”
“Ah man. I poot-sharting again.”
“I forgot to poot-sharted today.”
by Rad Parker December 21, 2021
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