smartie pants

Someone who displays intelligents in an annoying way

Jimmy you are penultimate (loser).smartie pants

by Smartie pants November 17, 2013

dirty smartie

it is when a female or male unwraps a roll of smarties and sticks it up their butthole, and one by one pushes them out into their partners mouth. During this process, poo or fart may be released into the mouth.

Last night, i had a sweet tooth so my husband gave me a dirty smartie

by wannadirtysmartie? November 23, 2010

Smarties

Another word for a study pill (aka modafinil) ('Smart'ies)

Wagwan, you got any smarties g.
Bro you taking any smarties before the exam.

by ScandalouslySuave June 11, 2018

Smarties

A candy that's actually just legal cocaine, You can even snort it.

Some Dude: Hey! You got the smarties?
You: Yea
Both: *Snorts Smarties*

by Lilkii December 2, 2018

Smarties

The ultimate form of making your child high af.

Smarties make Jimmy feel better.

by DeltaDefinitions November 27, 2021

Orange Smartie

Since its the only Smartie with flavour saying this to someone is a compliment as they are special and unique but in a good way

Youre such an orange smartie

by Caldew_Random July 3, 2018

party-smartie

Smarties are a kind of candy, chocolate with candy coating. They're round and come in a multitude of colours. Party-smarties are ecstacy pills. They're also round and come in a multitude of colours. And they're good for parties. Did I mention they were round?.... But I have seen triangular ones before....

We just need to stop and pick up some party-smarties on our way to dinner with your mother.

by Icewind March 4, 2005