Slowvo

A very expensive, unreliable and poorly built car that drives like a truck despite being car sized. Also known as “Volvo”.

Call the tow truck, my slowvo broke down again

by Four Loko Frat Guy October 17, 2023

Slowjob

A slowjob is an extremely slow blow job where it can take up to an hour to cum.

The shortened word for slowjob is slowie.

Hey girl, give me a slowjob, because I am way to horny for a blowjob.

by RUAIRIWILLIAMS July 10, 2017

texting slowly

He's really slow at texting. He/she is taking a really long time to type a sentence. Annoying.

Ok I will pick you up at 7? Is that fine?
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Person:okay

Texting slowly

by Ruabeavercuzdam April 20, 2014

racial slowdown

A malady affecting black people that causes them to walk very slowly.Those that suffer from racial slowdown the most are those who must walk near or behind people who have racial slowdown. Those with the aforementioned condition are well known to block doorways and small corridors while walking slowly and speaking loudly. Curiously enough, the affects of racial slowdown on blacks does not transfer to running, in fact, the exact opposite occurs during this exercise. There is no known cure for racial slowdown but the best thing to do is to generally avoid those suffering from the condition.

Marvin suffers greatly from racial slowdown, and very sadly, the condition causes him to block corridors so no one can get through.

by B. Q. November 7, 2006

slowjoe

a joe that is slow (Slowjoe). Also has been known to be slower than a regular joe. Can be found in sub-urban areas in southern New Jersey, often Tuckahoe. PLays Paintball, Lacrosse, and the drums (usually very slowly). Often found anteeking in his natural habitat.

Joe Scrocca, a mild mannered, supple boy of the tender age of 7. like taking candy from strangers and eating.Slowjoe

by slowjoe15 May 9, 2006

slowdotna

slang for the city of soldotna, alaska. Locals from there call their town this because of the lack of exciting events. Ironically, to visit there is quite fulfilling.

"I can't stand living in Slowdotna any longer."

by Jeremy Kriner September 12, 2006

slowly falling in love

the feeling of falling in love without even realizing it.
that person may be your bestfriend, or your crush.
it’s the feeling that you get when you get butterflies in your stomach just because of their smile.
the feeling that makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside when you see their eyes.
the feeling that you get when you can’t spend a day without contacting them somehow.
it’s when that person is your pride and joy.

“i feel like im slowly falling in love with my crush what should i do?”

“you should tell them that you like them!”

by rubylicous_69 November 19, 2021