slang for the city of soldotna, alaska. Locals from there call their town this because of the lack of exciting events. Ironically, to visit there is quite fulfilling.
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Get the slowmo mug.Someone who frequently loses races, is considered by most to be slow and is always overly sensitive.
A Slowflake might also be referred as a Bitch, Libtard, Fucktard, ZX10 Owner or LS Powered Vehicle Owner.
These people always make excuses for losing and then get offended when people talk about it or post videos of them getting gapped.
You’ll often catch a Slowflake trying to deflect the attention from their own slow piece of shit to someone they know or claim to know. Someone from Clarksville might say “he ain’t worth your gas” or “my buddy has a car...”. Resist the urge to argue or educate. They are born this way and are considered academically unreachable.
Slowflakes will rarely call anyone out, but if their balls drop or they get a little squirt of Testosterone, then they just might. But there is a very high probability they will No Show. You then refer to them as #NoShow... until they finally race you.
Slowflakes have also been known to call out a known slower car in an effort to pad their stats in the “win” column. These victim races can be upwards of 200+ HP handicaps, but the snowflake needs these races to refer to when the “excuse factory” gets fired up from the inevitable next loss to equal competition.
A Slowflake might also be referred as a Bitch, Libtard, Fucktard, ZX10 Owner or LS Powered Vehicle Owner.
These people always make excuses for losing and then get offended when people talk about it or post videos of them getting gapped.
You’ll often catch a Slowflake trying to deflect the attention from their own slow piece of shit to someone they know or claim to know. Someone from Clarksville might say “he ain’t worth your gas” or “my buddy has a car...”. Resist the urge to argue or educate. They are born this way and are considered academically unreachable.
Slowflakes will rarely call anyone out, but if their balls drop or they get a little squirt of Testosterone, then they just might. But there is a very high probability they will No Show. You then refer to them as #NoShow... until they finally race you.
Slowflakes have also been known to call out a known slower car in an effort to pad their stats in the “win” column. These victim races can be upwards of 200+ HP handicaps, but the snowflake needs these races to refer to when the “excuse factory” gets fired up from the inevitable next loss to equal competition.
Example: The Clarksville car scene is full of Slowflakes. Always whining, making excuses and are usually very slow.
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Get the Slowbodahism mug.Mark: How many seconds are there in a year? If I tell you there are 3.155 x 10^7, you won't even try to remember it. On the other hand, who could forget that, to within half a percent, pi seconds is a nanocentury.
Somebody else: Huh? Who cares.
Somebody else: Huh? Who cares.
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Get the slowcome mug.Victoria is a classic slowhole ... if she can't keep up with someone, that runner is clearly a jerk.
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