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empty sleepiness

A tired feeling that cannot easily be satisfied by sleep. You may be able to fall asleep, but since it is not caused by physical exhaustion, it may be harder. It is a main symptom of a Computer Hangover and is not a pleasant feeling. Though it is not pleasant, the feeling is somewhat addictive for a lazy teen with an empty Saturday to fill. It is also a sign that you are becoming a couch potato.

CAUSES:
-- Computer Hangover
-- couch-potato-ness
-- a nap (grogginess after waking)
-- extreme mental exercise
-- above symptoms accompanied by a dull headache

CURES:
-- a cool shower
-- a glass of cold water IMMEDIATELY AFTER to cure as soon as possible.
-- another nap (WARNING: temporary! Your exhaustion will get worse afterwards.)
-- time, time time!
-- calling a friend to chat
-- reengaging your mind with something required like homework (WARNING: no media should be involved, or your empty sleepiness will not be helped at all!)
-- Going outside for a quick run/walk
-- Washing your face with a cold cloth
-- Changing your clothes, brushing your hair, doing new makeup, "freshening up"
FIRST EXAMPLE:

A: Dude, you OK? You look terrible....
B: Yeah.... Ugh, I'm so tired.
A: Tired?! You just slept!
B: I'm just starting to wake up. I've got such a dull headache.
A: Homeboy, that's what we call "empty sleepiness." Here, lemme get you some water.

SECOND EXAMPLE:

A: I'm so tired...
B: Why? You've done absolutely NOTHING useful this entire afternoon.
A: Yeah, but videogames are exhausting.
B: No, not really.
A: Mentally, not physically, you dufus.
B: Eh, whatever. You've paid for your sins in the form of a computer hangover....

A: Water? Please?
B: (reluctantly) I guess so...
by InsanityisSexy:) June 12, 2011
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Sleepified

A word describing the state of feeling tired, exausted, worn out, beat, etc...
"I was feeling sleepified after my hard day at work"

"I woke up today from a bad nights sleep and I was sleepified to no end. Having to wake up next to my boyfriend didn't help any either"

"After some bad sex I felt sleepified, only because that bored me to exaustion"

"After travelling for a long time without rest, I was feeling pretty sleepified"
by Poe-Etic June 6, 2009
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sleepytime shit

any sleep medicine that is used for recreational purposes (to get high)
guy1: man, he stay trippin on that sleepytime shit!!!
guy2: I'm hip doe
guy1: Foreal i'm tryna get me some
by superchocolatekittyface November 19, 2014
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Sleepytime Limbo

When you feel like you have too much work to go to bed, but you're too tired to get anything done so you just surf the web and procrastinate until you can't stay awake anymore.
Joe: Oh man, I'm so tired.. I need coffee.

Dave: Up late again? Are you finally getting your work done?

Joe: No man, I was just stuck in sleepytime limbo again, as usual.

Dave: Oh, damn, I feel you.
by TiredAF and Wasting Time. October 14, 2012
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History Induced Sleepiness

The sleepiness that hits you when you're sitting in history class wondering why it matters what happened a million years ago
Joe: " Man, who cares what happened a million years ago?"

Dave: " Yeah, I know. It's giving me history induced sleepiness."

Joe: " Let's go to sleep."
by Mirdawg1 February 24, 2010
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Sweetitis

Sweetitis is a STS (Sexually Transmitted Sweetness) that you can give to whoever you want and they will for always think you're sweet.
Joe injected his new friend David with Sweetitis, because he is such a charmer!
by SuperD_2 October 16, 2008
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Slapitis

The act of an uncontrollable need to slap the person nearest you, resulting in an unfortunate muscle spasm which may inflict serious pain to those nearby. The tendency for this to occur often increases upon another individuals uncontrollable jellyfishitis.
Patricia was walking down the hall when suddenly Nik had a slapitis attack, resulting in Patricia's trip to the hospital where here jellyfishitis was cured.
by Slapitman February 25, 2011
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