slamzone

any area on a woman's body capable of receiving penile deliverment.

roll over baby, im gonna punish that slamzone

by veintappa April 23, 2005

sammons

"don't pull as sammons" is a common saying nowadays. It's like saying don't be a dumbass, except in a nice way. Usually when someone does something n00bish and no words can express the stupidity you have just witnessed, simply say "don't pull a sammons"

A serious example is when someone puts a marshmallow in to the microwave and heats it for two minutes and sits there watching amazed yelling "Dude, the mellow got pwned!"

When you drop by seeing your microwave dripping with ooze on the sides like the gremlins in the movie "gremlins", then here is the best time to say "don't pull a sammons"

by Tran the man May 20, 2006

Slamming Salmon

the Lesbian act of scissoring

Jake won’t be happy when he finds out that His girlfriend Grace And her friend Hope are slamming salmon

by LetsParty666 November 8, 2019

Slambone

(1) To describe hardcore sex that can be defined as sick nasty, nailed to the wall, or railing of the opposite sex

(2) To describe someone of the opposite sex as extremely hot or doable.

(3) To describe an extremely satisfying action or situation.

Most preferably used as: Slambonein

Other uses:

(1) Slambone

(2) Slamboned

(3) Slamboneing

(4) Slamtastic

Example sentences:

(1) Damn that girl was slambonein!

(2) Damn, last night was a sick nasty, nailed to the wall, slambonein night!

(3) I was slambonein that girl last night!

by Rav8es July 14, 2009

peruvian donkey slamming contest

A sacred contest held at the center of Peruvian villages, where all the villagers compare who's donkey has the largest penis. The villagers in an attempt to appease the Gods then proceed to lubricate the rectum of the village leader's daughter with cocoa butter, at which point the sodomy begins.

Adelmo: When is the next Peruvian donkey slamming contest?
Pablo: I don't know, but next year I hope to have the most powerful donkey in all of Peru.

by Charlie's Chocolate Factory October 25, 2009

slammin'

very attractive physically, tight body, etc.

That chick is slammin'!

by tbonk January 20, 2004

slamming

A southern term for taking a shit or dropping a duece so to speak. Technically slamming means a massive shit, which in most cases is painful to experience. Due to the fried diet of the south, most slams have large amounts of screaming, moaning, crying, praying, and begging. Many who experience such slams change religions 2 or 3 times and in some cases have even found Waldo during the ordeal. Throughout most of the slam the one taking the slam, also called the slammer, will have slam material better known as reading material to occupy the duration of the painful event. 80% of the time this slam material will consist of up-to-date sports information and news. Though everyone has to live through painful shits it's mostly males who get the brunt of this force. More often than not, males who take slams will have socks on and will keep their phone within an arms reach incase the fire department or medical assistance is needed. It is estimated 1/3 of slammers hallucinate and/or black out due to the amount of pressure put on the rectum and anus.

Wow, I can't believe this guy is slamming in my girlfriend's bathroom.

by The Informant99 January 4, 2012