Shomari

n-A person who's skilled in multiple areas, and can kick ass.

Dude, that's guy's a fucking Shomari. I haven't seen those bullies since he "talked" to them.

by The Man of Many Fists July 19, 2011

Shomik

A strong sexy bengali muslim with a lot of mind blowing potential and ambition. He never breaks promises or turns his back.
Keep him girls.
I wish I could marry a shomik

I saw shomik after a long time he looks so good.

by Siddika June 15, 2020

sewomen

the viscid, whitish fluid produced in the female reproductive organs

"Dude, how long has it been since you've washed your sheets? They're full of semen and sewomen!"

by Promospaien November 29, 2007

homo fo shomo

someone or somethings that is real homo. like most definitly gay

the male ballet dancer was a homo fo shomo

by keyza September 12, 2007

shlomby

The air, sometimes confused with methane, expelled from a man's penis.

As Julie and I embraced each other, I met her delicate queef with a juicy shlomby.

by El Poopo November 9, 2003

Shlomi

a very cool dude with pretty green eyes

Shlomi is very cool

by amyz_o February 21, 2021

Shomelette

A type of breakfast made from the bowels of your lover. You fuck your partner up the ass until you get an ass gape big enough to put ingredients in. Once the hole is big enough you crack open an egg and pour the yolk in and add whatever else you like on your Omelette's. Once all the ingredients are in the asshole you resume making love to your partner up the ass. Then when you feel like you have mixed the ingredients well enough you have your partner shit it out onto a frying pan and you fully cook the egg. Eat once all raw meats or eggs are fully cooked. Bon Appetite!

"Dude i was fucking my girlfriend and she asked for a Shomelette!"

"Oh man my ass hurts from that Shomelette last night..."

by Jake Kocaine January 13, 2009