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social shit-staining

A humorous alternative to Social Distancing. It conveys a negative connotation towards the term Social Distancing.
It's really frustrating to have to line up to enter a shop because of social shit-staining!
by PearcyM8 July 22, 2020
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blank stairing man

the most horrifying thing in exsistance, the one true thing that haunts all our dreams, and only the blank stairing man knows just the amount of torture he can bring, filling up the whole r/wilbur soot subreddit!
friend 1 Hey, let's check out the r/wilbursoot subreddit!

friend 2 good idea!

the subreddit *blank stairing man*

both friends die in sync
by soggy bean April 10, 2020
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Shining Murphy

When you jizz a line down an Irish girl's back, and then you shove a potato up her ass.

French fries may be substituted for the potato, however, the whole carton must be inserted as well.

This maneuver lost some popularity in the Potato Famine of 1845 when the Irish realized,"Hey, we gotta eat that afterward and these are hard to come by."
"Molly couldn't poo for a week because her boyfriend Seamus gave her a Shining Murphy."

"Shannon was in the bathroom for an hour and a half pulling french fries out of her colon."

"I do so love your Shining Murphies, Patrick, but the mashed potatoes have acquired a strange taste recently."
by Mezron September 12, 2008
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Splaining

Kinda like mansplaining or womansplaining but just splaining in general. When someone explains something to you assuming that you have no knowledge of the subject.
Splaining:
you: breaths
splainer: well actually the origin of ... blah blah blah
you: i... i know
splainer: no, actually ... (a bunch of useless information you didn't ask for)
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I'm shining

The act of sexual intercourse, namely from behind--man's best friend's favorite position. During this act, rub your palm in a circular motion on said behind as if you're waxing a car or polishing a nice bubble butt. Also known as waxing--waxing that ass.
WIZ KHALIFA - Black And Yellow lyrics:
my girl left me cuz Im f-cking with some otha chicks
not a freak but she a redbone
this aint for one night I'm shining all week bro
by BagelNutsInYaMouth January 7, 2011
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Shining Sword

When a male is engaging in anal sex with a female and right before he pulls his cock out he punches her on the ass causing her to tighten her ass muscles so he can pull it out with no shit residue on his penis. It comes out sparkling clean like a shining sword just returned from a high intensity battle.
Lonnie: I pulled the good old fashioned "shining sword" maneuver on my bitch last night when I was ass fucking her because I didnt want any shit stains on my cock.

Rory: Ahh the good old shining sword, thats the oldest trick in the book.
by CatCity Mike June 8, 2011
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stainin

To have sex with a girl.
"Nigga I was stainin that hoe last night"
by Eric Moore April 29, 2008
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