shitcunt

In Australia the term "shitcunt" is used to describe only the most noble and prestigious people.
It's rare for an Aussie to call you a "shitcunt", as we don't say it to just anyone, you have to be honourable and respected to earn it.
You are very lucky if an Aussie has called you a "Shitcunt".
"ShitCunt" has no offensive meaning in Australia so think twice if you're not an Australian and calling an aussie a "shitcunt"

Aye, what's up, how's it going ya shitcunt.

by AussieShitCunt September 2, 2017

Shitcunt

When a lady eshewes conventional wisdom and wipes back to front.

'Hannah, you smell like a shitcunt - did you follow correct wiping procedure?'

by DaveArmadillo October 3, 2008

shitcunt

a shitty cunt

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by Jimmy Saville August 15, 2003

smartcunt

Like a smartass but worse.

ex. Joe: I bet i placed at least 3rd in the race.
Steve: thats great how many people where in the race?
Joe: three
Steve: your a smartcunt.

by TwIsTeD_sOuL February 19, 2004

shitcunt

Red wine and white wine in a single glass, this is what a shitcunt is

Oh my god, you are drinking a shitcunt

by sho0sh September 28, 2005

Strawberry short cunt

A delicious vagina. Opposed to a sweaty rotten tuna tasting vagina.

OHHHHHH! Sally thats some delicious strawberry short cunt!

by beef69 October 22, 2008

shortcat

Longcat's evil twin brother. Usually found hiding in the small-sized fry wrappers at places such as McDonalds.

Now for my fr... OMGZORS!!11!!1 SHORTCAT IS IN MY FRIZORS!!11!!!1!!!one

by Coljzors July 22, 2008