Shitsucker

When someone lacks a sphincter and requires a girl to hold her thumb in his asshole every night as he or she sleeps to prevent shit from flowing all over the bed. When the girl feels shit touch the tip of her thumb, they rush to the modified toilet. As she retracts her digit after he sits the shit flows into the toilet and she lets him suck the shit off the tip of her thumb.

He is such a shitsucker!
Yeah! He totally lacks a sphincter.

by Leenoy October 24, 2018

shitstock

Any large public gathering with human beings over the age of 35 in attendance. Even shittier than Woodstock.

Dude 1: Whoa check out that wedding, i'd bang the bride for sure. Let's see if we can crash it.

Dude 2: Nah man, look at all the grey hairs there it's a total Shitstock.

by DJdirtbagbounds May 22, 2011

Shitstick

IE, turd, crap, poop, poo.

Damn, look at the size of that shitstick!

by Nimrod March 26, 2003

shitstick

A broken or useless item

The motherboard on my computer malfunctioned an now its just a shitstick.

by greenmacaw April 22, 2010

shitstrocity

After a few days of being constipated you take a large painful shit about the size of a pop can that plugs up the toilet so bad you have to get a wire coat hanger to break it up a bit. Corn may be involved.

Oh my god man. You left a shitstrocity in my toilet. Go grab a hanger and break that up.

by Nyghtshade February 24, 2012

shitstickle

A general swear/ curse word used by some Brits

"Oh shitstickle I spilt my tea!"
Or
" I left my bag at work.. Shitstickle!"

by Abbcccdddicckkk123 May 6, 2016

Shitstick

Shitstick (noun)
When a man obtains a boner from pooping. Due to the abdominal pressure and muscle contactions in the pelvis when one poops, shit, extra blood flow will inconsequentially be sent to the penis, making it hard and erect, or stick-like.

Shitstick

"Is your stomach okay?"
"No Kyle, i shit so much i got a shitstick".

by Arizona Concept May 22, 2016