shitpile

A pile of feces.

Farley is a steaming shitpile!

by phil March 2, 2003

shanghai shitpile

A rare form of a plop of dogshit. Usually found discarded by the beast after it inadvertantly consumes too much spicy double pork with cabbage and peppers which was left out by its human counterpart after a night of binge drinking and hello kitty themed hooker banging. The incommodious K-9 then empties its irritated insides all over the apartment as follows. The anxious animal will squint its eyes in anguish as it desperatly attempts to expell last nights mistake, but the great, hot pain contorts Fido's dirty furrow in such a way that when he actually squeezes one past, he will rise and reveal a tiny tower of shit that stands up proud under its own strength. This spectacle is repeated throughout the day creating a vista resembleing a beautiful skyline that would rival that of downtown Shanghai. Also, some of the time out of spite towards the tasty but dangerous dish, the anal architect will again search out the left-overs, and shit on a bed of rice creating an even more majestic pseudo-city, what with the contrast in color, and the uncertainty of the foundation. The shit tower can be likened to a pearl, whereas out of one's pain and discomfort comes another's treasure.

Billy: "Dude, let's go to Dave's party tonight".

Peter: "I don't know man, last time we woke up the next morning and I needed a map to get out of that mess of 'shanghai Shitpiles' and ugly hookers.

Billy: "Yeah, but he's gonna have free chinese food like last time too, remember how yummy that was?"

Peter: "Oooh yeah, fuck it, lets go.

by kel the dog August 5, 2010

blast your shithole

(v.) orig. from the 2002 film Irreversible. def. to sodomize. Used either as a threat of violence or kinky aggression.

Ex. 1

You: fuck you bitch. I ain't scared.

Me: you'd better be. I'm fixin' to blast your shithole!
Ex. 2
You: ooh baby! Yes! I love it! Talk dirty to me.
Me: I'm going to spit in your asshole, slide this godzildo in, and blast your shithole!

by hrshysqrt77 April 22, 2010

Shittleshlong

When your having sex, doggy style, and the girl takes a shit on your dick. This is happening while penetrating.

Dude, she shittleshlonged all over my dick last night. It was kinda gross but her shittleshlong kinda turned me on.

by thatoneguy911911911 November 11, 2009

Space Shittle

(Verb) when you shit a little in space

The astronauts were so scared by the aliens that they had a space shittle

by KoalaDramaFTW July 15, 2016

shithole of the world

Inala, QLD, Australia

Brad: hey guyz i got a story for ya
DoOds: yeah?
Brad: yeah i went for a walk and found myself in the shithole of the world...
DoOd: You mean Inala?
Brad: Yeh

by Brad Willmot September 2, 2004

Shithole

"Shithole" is an adjective that President Trump use to describe specific countries that have protected immigrants in the United States that he and the Republican Party no longer want to protect. On Thursday January 11, 2018, it was reported that while discussing protections for immigrants from Haiti, El Salvador, and African countries in the Oval Office, President Trump remarked, “Why are we having all these people from shithole countries come here?”

On Thursday, the Washington Post reported that while discussing protections for immigrants from Haiti, El Salvador, and African countries in the Oval Office, Trump remarked, “Why are we having all these people from shithole countries come here?” He suggested that the U.S. should be bringing in more immigrants from Norway, and singled out Haiti for special criticism. President Trump made these derogatory comments in front of multiple members of Congress, including Senators Dick Durbin, Lindsey Graham, Tom Cotton, David Perdue, House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy, and Representatives Bob Goodlatte and Mario Díaz-Balart.

by EmpressSquad January 13, 2018