john shitcock

To sign your name, using your penis as a pen, and feces as ink.

I took it out of her ass and signed my John Shitcock on her back.

by Daniel Riggs June 20, 2007

Shitlock

Constipation.

"Why are you walking like you shat yourself?"

"Man, I wish. I think I've got terminal shitlock here."

by RhythmJunky November 23, 2009

shitcocker

A person who likes it when he gets warm, brown feces all over his dick.

Kyle is totally gay. I know he is a shitcocker.

by farfellseed May 22, 2006

shitcack

Shitcack is the filth around a young man name Dirty David Dawbany and his retarded brother Dribbles Dawbany's mouths after eating dog shit to show people their "free chocolate" trick. It also discribes their mother Fat Old Dawbany's sexual desires.

Fat Old Dawbany: "Cover me in shitcack, bigboy"
Drbbles Dawbany: "uuuggghhh blugghhh shitcack gluuuughh"
Dirty David Dawbany: "OI WATCH MY CHOCOLATE TRICK!!! MMMMM SHITCACK!!"

by shittypoopie May 13, 2004

Shirtcockin'

When a male wears nothing but a shirt in public and his penis is swinging from below his shirt. Recently popularized at Flipside and the Ambient Camping and Winners Circle crowd.

"Hey Joe I bet you you don't have the balls to run around here shirtcockin'!"

by OneLove ATX February 4, 2010

Shitblocker

(noun) A person, thing, or event that prevents you from taking a much needed shit, and may or may not consequently cause you to shit in your pants. May also be used as a verb (shitblock). The person could be a cop who pulls you over for speeding - you were speeding because you had to shit so bad. It could also be an annoying guy or girl at a party who stops you to make a bad joke, or, for those in grade school or highschool, the teacher who will not let you use the restroom.

Dan was being quite the shitblocker today - I told him I had to use a restroom and that it was an emergency, but he just wouldn't let me go.

Man you got shitblocked today when that cop pulled you over for speeding.

by yellowLedbetter September 9, 2010

shitcockballs

A word used in place of many other curse word as a random exclamation.

Shitcockballs! I forgot my shit!

by CptJack April 13, 2007