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Occam's shit stick

Occam's shit stick is the opposite of Occam's razor. Occam's shit stick is when a conventional explanation of something seems complicated and to explain away perceived inconsistencies one come's up with an even more complicated explanation which is filled with even more (usually profound) inconsistencies.
Petey made heavy use of Occam's shit stick to further his 911 conspiracy theories.
by cosmicaug October 7, 2009
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a shit stick up a tree is like a bit dip in da nip tip

when you finish a dum dum sucker by biting the sucker leaving a little bit of the sucker on the stick and then your bro hands you another sucker but spits on it
"man i was a shit stick up a tree but then my bro was like"
'here i have a bit dip in da nip tip"
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a shit stick up a tree is like a bit dip in da nip tip
by pyroFireFox September 18, 2018
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oh shit stick

The handle located inside of passenger cars commonly grabbed onto when something goes wrong. Elderly sometimes use the oh shit stick to assist with entering or exiting cars.
I was ridding shotgun, and the driver was drunk. I grabbed the oh shit stick every time he hit the gas.
by cëllPirate November 16, 2021
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Shit On Stick

A phrase used to describe a weird person or a jerk.
by Anonymouss01 February 6, 2019
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Shit a stick

Ryan: Dude, why did you eat my last damn Poptart?!
Alex: Dont shit a stick man, i dident know it was your last one!
by Hammie V. October 8, 2008
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Fuck Shit Up Stick

The Gravity Hammer found in the popular xbox game "Halo 3".
Shit bro, that bitch got mack'd wit the fuck shit up stick
by LMHSblowsmacock June 10, 2010
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Shit the stick

To Fuck around, Hang out, or Chill. Various activities - none of which are productive. A general activity for many young americans.
Dave: "Yo bro call me this weekend we can shit the stick."

Clark: "Yeah man, for sure."
by Bingo Gringo March 27, 2011
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