shed

An abbrevation or another means of calling someone a "tool" or "toolshed".

Jim is such a shed for doing that last night.

by Roman23 May 2, 2007

Shedding

The once a week cycle, where a male's genitals shed their top layer of skin, on the shaft - resembling a shedding snake. Often, if someone gets too impatient, their whole dick will fall off while they're peeling off the skin.

"Wait! Be careful! I'm mid-shedding!! I don't want my dick to fall off!"

by NishiTheGreat May 29, 2023

shed

A place where a dog sleeps or where i sleep at night. Where i lay my head down to go to sleep.

I went to the shed to go to bed because thats all I can afford.

by Salvatore Harry Vitale..... April 21, 2008

shed

A term used to describe a person that goes out of their way to impress people. Commonly referred to as a tool, a shed is much worse and much more extreme. A shed is a bunch of tools put together. Short for toolshed. Someone that wears flowered shirts, laughs really loud, or drinks beer with fruit in it.

That hawaiian shirt wearing dude in the corner, drinking that stupid pink drink is such a shed!

by Mike J Smith July 1, 2007

shed

a very large unattractive woman.

by Anonymous October 22, 2003

shed

massive skeetage all over a woman's face or body

"Janelle whats that on your face?"-Jeff
"Well i think its SHED" --janelle
"ooh, thank you Jeff"

by WES JOHNSON June 30, 2006

Shedding

The act of locking a friend or foe in a shed, generally for a laugh.

Liam: Oi Alex remember when we shedded Connor?
Alex: Oh Yeah, that was shedding, what a prick.

by roachicorn September 10, 2011