noun. Similar to a cankle, a horrible disfiguration of unfortunate chunky/fat people whose arms are thick extensions of their shoulders with no thinning of the arm to define the elbow or wrist. This condition is normally accompanied by equally as disturbing cankles or thankles.
by slinke v roach December 10, 2004
Get the shankle mug.A ritual that is widely practiced in Northern Pennsylvania. It is the act of a group of men masturbating into a water supply source and then that water being used by an unsuspecting victim.
Dude, shes about to take a shower. Little does she know though that she is about to receive a shankle all over her.
by shitfacedfest October 16, 2008
Get the shankle mug.a long time ago i read in a book about prophecies that Shackles O Berg would rise to become a great ruler of the world. The author was unknown and it sounds a little made up but something about it made me say it here. this is what the prophecy described... In the years of the 90's will be born a boy. The birth of the boy will cause all waters around him to rise and flood. This boys destiny will become true to him in his late teen years. He will have to take one of two paths, one is full of rewards and friendships, the other full of hatred and hardship. He will have to choose between his own life and his dearest friends, if he chooses his own life over his friends he will kill the friend whos name changes and he who kills will become the great ruler of the world. If he chooses his friends over his he will later die and the prophecy will not be forfilled.... Thats what it said and when i looked it up in some other books it had some more follow up... for the friend whos name changes, the event where you take place will be at the river that ran yellow in acciant times. Friend whos name changes, you must never tell Shackles o Berg about the prophecy it will have grave consiquences. Shackles o Berg is not the rulers real name it is what he picked for a nickname. You may how ever tell all of his other friends so they may beaware of this prophecy... theres abunch of other junk about this prophecy. i am doing my part of the prophecy, now friend whos name changes stay true to your word... you did not have to look in your heart for this one. that was a quote from the prophecy- the main one is " your destiny will become true if you look into youre heart. One who looks outside, dreams. One who looks inside awakes."
by Jack Oland March 17, 2008
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I have sankles after this game
by yo moma 345 June 15, 2018
Get the Sankles mug.A disease in which causes the ankles to shrink at an alarming rate. There is not yet a cure to Smankles but there has been speculation about how eating green apples will cause someone with Smankles to turn cannibalistic and hunt down large dingos, and eat the leader of the pack to become alpha. They then adopt the properties of the dingo and become the most dominant dingo. Smankles is fatal just like aids after one chooses to eat green apples and win over the dingos.
Man, I just got diagnosed with Smankles and now I have the overwhelming urge to eat green apples and go to Africa to take down the strongest dingos.
by dookie slayer May 6, 2019
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