shan't

Contraction of shall not. Sounds a lot like shit and therefore is somewhat comical.

I shan't shit the bed
Sally shan't sell sea shells by the shitty sea sheep shore.

by Grum Legend September 2, 2016

Shan-tan

Invented by RH from Hartlepool. When you get a suntan or are sunburnt whilst wearing an unsuitable piece of clothing, or sitting with part of your body in the shade. Leaving you with visible white bits. This has no relation to the taxi driver tan.

Look at her shan-tan, she looks like she's got 'Best of Both' tits!

by Rachh1985 June 3, 2010

Shan-Shitty

To get so shitty that one requires the assistance of club bouncers to leave the building. To be so incredibly shitty that one finds the best place to black out is between the bathtub and toilet stool.

Did you hear about Brendan? He was so Shan-shitty last night that the bouncers at Gypsy had to escort him out and he passed out in my bathroom.

by AKSCOTT April 20, 2011

shan’t

shall not

You shan’t go to the club!

by fdtv January 2, 2018

Shan Man

A long-bearded wise man with great character.

That guy is a true, real person. Everything he says is so wise. He's a Shan Man.

by Shan Man January 31, 2015

Shan pelt

poor or unusual hair style

shan=not so good
pelt= covering of fur or hair

derogetory description of a poorhair style, barnet or wig

"Johnny, thu's got a Shan Pelt!"

"have you noticed that girl over there, the one with the shan pelt?"

by tvman1 December 10, 2012

Shan-Job

When Shannon pokes her finger into Ryan's butt-crack while hugging him, sliding her finger in and out vigorously

"shannon, did you just give him a shan-job???"

by ShamrockShaker69 June 17, 2013