Semishly

exactly like "kind of" but super better
pronounced sem-ish-ly

Person one: you like this one?
Person two: ...mmmmm semishly

by bestos April 7, 2009

Semispam

Semispam is a name for the tons of email messages that fill your inbox, but you never read.

They're not Spam -- Instead, these are messages such as bill notificatiions, confirmations, weekly blogs that you mean to read but never do.

Dude, why didn't you reply to my email?

"Oh, I'm sorry, it must have gotten mixed up with all the semispam in my inbox."

by Dooley Noted April 25, 2010

selisha

A beautiful and kind woman who is derpy very often. Common incidents include missing her mouth when drinking, walking into things or dropping things on people. However, her big tits and ass make up for this.

Boy 1: Ahh hows your girlfriend Selisha?
Boy 2: Well, she missed her mouth drinking again today
Boy 1: Oh well. She's got some nice tits though so it could be worse!

by ISK May 23, 2014

Semih

Someone who is forgiving and charming. Ladies love him, even though he is really picky. He got that Sigma Male Grindset.

Hey look that’s Semih.
Yeah, I wish to be like him someday…

by _aeeos November 20, 2021

smish

To be smashed, or squished.

The bus will smish Joe if he does not move.

by Mark Stankowicz September 15, 2008

smishsmortion

when you don't want to say abortion, you say smishsmortion

Girl 1: whispers "I got an abortion"
Girl 2: what? I didn't hear you
Girl 1: "smishsmortion"
Girl 2: oh...shit

by plily July 31, 2012

semispouse

A significant other that plays the role of a spouse without being legally married.

"My girlfriend's grandmother is still griping at us to get married, but we're happy just living together and being semispouses."

by tychobrahesmoose August 10, 2009