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stumbleuporn

To stumble solitarily on the pornography section of stumbleupon. Ideal for maximizing your pornographic potential on the interwebz
Last week I returned home to find my grandmother stumbleuporning on my computer and was quite shocked that she asked me how to make her own account
by OG StumbleUPorner November 18, 2010
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Scambles

The fact that chewing gum is now 60p in tesco is a scambles
by Fredrico fromage April 3, 2022
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Stumble Valium

After hours (sometimes minutes) of Stumbling (StumbleUpon) through crap and finding something actually funny.

It combats Stumble Depression which is what you suffer while waiting for something good.
"Man work sucks today, I've been Stumbling for half an hour now and all I'm getting is 10 ways to improve shite"!

"I feel so bad for you right now"

"STFU man it's all good, found some new Bushism Quotes... Ahh the Stumble Valium kicks in"
by Mathius October 30, 2007
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Scumbelievable

A simple fusion of Scum and Believable. Used to describe (traditionally female) people who are deemed to behave or present themselves in a manner which is considered slutty.
a) My god, what IS she wearing?
Looks pretty scumbelievable to me.

b) Did you hear about last night?
Yeah i know, that one is pretty scumbelievable if you ask me.
by Tabby123 December 3, 2007
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Stumble Knowledge

The collection of random facts and tidbits of information that are seemingly unrelated to normal life that one acquires through the firefox browser extension "Stumbleupon."
Average Stumble knowledge

"On average there are 178 sesame seeds on each McDonalds Big Mac bun"
"The inventor of Vaseline ate a spoonful of the stuff every morning"
"The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation"
"No word in the English language rhythms with month, orange, silver, or purple"
"If you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar."

And the world record for sperm swallowing,
"Michelle Monahan from Los Angeles who, in July 1971, had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach."
by kibosh120 March 8, 2009
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Stumble guys

An activity in which a group of men have gay sex whilst shouting vulgar words.
Hey bro wanna do stumble guys?
Dude we're in class
by Mr C. White March 26, 2022
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Shumble

When a retard is shouting but he is mumbleing at the same time
Fousytube shumbles at a kid on stage
by Fuckmaster27 February 23, 2017
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