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Scuba Dive

A code word meaning smoking weed. Scuba divers dive down deep under the surface of soberness into the depths of the ocean to explore the coral reefer.
Me and watts are going to Scuba Dive after school. wanta come with us?
by layout420 December 10, 2006
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Scuba succ

The act of giving a blowjob while underwater using scuba gear. Usually done homosexually. The person giving the succ takes a breath from his or her air tank and proceeds to succ. When ejaculation occurs, the succer swallows the whole load so that there isn't any semen floating around in the water.
Josh gave Justin the scuba succ in the deep end of the pool
by Celiboi November 7, 2016
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scuba suit

Euphemism for black. Used to circumvent censor bots when making comments on the internet.
The newspaper reported the perp's age, gender, height, weight, clothing and car but not his race. Of course, everyone knows it was a scuba suit.
by Lucian T. Skeptic November 17, 2022
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scuba hole

"have you seen my backpack?? i think it's in the scuba hole!"
"a few wooks slept in the scuba hole."
"whose hotey is this and why am i in the scuba hole?"
by mulberrysdream December 22, 2008
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Scuba Diving

The Act of a man placing one testicle over each nostril of a girl. Then after each testicle is securely in place, placing their cock firmly in her mouth. thus completing the scuba dive.
Kevin "I heard Lindsay died in a scuba diving accident yesterday"
Scott "yeah she suffocated"
Kevin "Suffocated? Don't you mean drowned"
Scott "No..."
by Aztec Scuba Diving Team December 21, 2008
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Scuba-Shitting

Taking one’s tuba, and sticking it in thyne anus, then proceeding to defecate in the said snorkel, in attempt to make the snorkeler breathe the excrements, ultimately leading the permanent respiratory problems due to the poor air quality of the human waste.
Felix is scuba-shitting in his cousin’s snorkel.

« Ha, my cousin will perish! »-Félix
« What is my cousin doing putting my scuba in his anus?.. Oh, he is scuba-shitting! »
by TartinoBurr December 26, 2018
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scuba douche

1. An aquatic douche, any person(s) of unsavory personality or taste (also consider a foul sense of humor, or downright idiotic demeanor).

2. A tomato sandwich, garnished with avocado and zucchini. The scuba douche is oftentimes enjoyed on rye bread, although it is not unheard of to be served the "S.D." on pumpernickel.
Lummox No. 1: "Hey, Martha, check out that scuba douche in the window! I'd like a slice of that douche."

Lummox No. 2: "You're such an asshole, Harvey."

'Scuba douche' is not a slang term. it isn't something you imagine would be said in Atlanta if you're from Chattanooga or Montreal. It is a completely fabricated concept, and should be disregarded as such.
by Kevin Ayers June 18, 2011
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