Scrumptulescent

The essence of a food or beverage that is seemingly indescribable, and enraptures all five senses in a state of euphoria.

Allen flew as high as a mother honking kite after he tasted the scrumptulescent flo's chicken wings.

by Swedish Samurai February 11, 2010

scrumbles

When the dranduft of various food particals are too small to be scraps but too big to be crumbles.

The scrumbles fell out of the toaster when it was turned upside down.

I hate cleaning up after toddlers eat because their scrumbles are always so sticky.

by dawn January 1, 2004

scruffable

Word describing somebody as sexually attractive. Seems to be well known to students from Adelaide University around the late 80s to early 90s.

Kristal: OMG Becky! He's like _so_ scruffable!
Becky: Yeah! He's just like that guy who owns Hoobajoob

by SSilvester August 5, 2004

Scrumplefi

To scrumple somebody.

Don't scrumplefi him by looking into his eyes.

by chocolateThundah June 17, 2010

scrumptulescent

1. So good you wish you could eat it

I can’t help it but write a big, fat, scrumptulescent BOOOOOOYAAAAA for the day

by spzzzzz April 19, 2011

Scrumple

The shorter hairs nearby the temple that refuse to blend with the rest.

"Man did you see her scrumple? I was flying all over the place!"

"She rubbed her scrumple on my cheek last night. It was awesome."

"No matter how much hair spray I use I can't get my scrumple to stay with the rest of my hair!"

by llamacardigan June 18, 2013

Scrumple

The scrumple is the emergency grabbing of clothing off the floor and pitching oneself out the window when her husband/boyfriend/babydaddy suddenly comes home. Your socks, her roommate's underwear, and daddy's XXL workout shirt? No problem -- I'm not naked and I'm headed to my car.

"Ssh!"
"What?"
"He's back! Scrumple! Scrumple for your life!"

by Merkin Wrangler August 16, 2021