scriffle

verb - To ruffle and scratch esp. when petting an animal.

My Jack Russel gets hyper if you scriffle him.

by Mercury_Zero December 2, 2013

Scruffin' The Muffin

The act of cunnilingus performed by a male with beard stubble.

"Hey Jess, has Brad gone down on you yet?"

"Yeah girl but he didn't shave so it hurt a little."

"Ew. He was Scruffin' The Muffin?"

"LOL! Yes! Girl you cray-cray."

by LuvMyHootie June 9, 2014

Scoffage

when you are eating a whole bunch of one thing and you almost choke but you keep going.

oh man, I'm doing total scoffage right about now.

by 6 and a half February 12, 2018

Scruffy Puppy

A term of endearment or ridicule, depending on usage and tone, towards someone who would be considered unkempt. Synonymous with other rhymes such as hippy dippy.

You scruffy puppy

by Dirk Diggler You Got The Touch February 12, 2019

chub scruff

a cute guy who is a little on the puggy side and hasn't shaved in a few days

oh baby, that is a hot chub scruff

by kristin22 August 28, 2006

g-scoff

someone who scoffs at gingers or disrepects someone just because they are a ginger

Bob has been really herasses Eric just because he's a ginger. He's such a g-scoff.

by cheifprocrastinator March 6, 2008

scruffle

V. to rub one's beard against another's skin (usually the neck or face) to show affection

As the couple parted ways at the airport, he scruffled her cheek and said, "Call me when you get through security."

by GentlySevere May 10, 2009