screwleojuda

The dumbest person alive he is a complete idiot and the funniest person ever. He loves to shmeal and hookup with girls. But overall screwleojuda is a good guy and a great friend

screwleojuda loves a good shmeal bar

by Jim haynes November 30, 2022

screwdle

This word describes the kneading action of cats when in a state of extreme contentment. Thought to be UK Midlands in origin (Staffordshire)

The cat sat on the bed and screwdled the quilt in a state of feline bliss.

by Peter R Jensen April 19, 2008

screwage

A charge levied at a restaurant or other similar establishment for bringing your own alcohol. More modern version of corkage, as it is more common for wine bottles to have screw tops as opposed to corks.

The screwage here is a rip-off.

by Dave Smartt May 24, 2008

Screwball

1) A youth with a traumatic or bad childhood/past which causes problems in the present

2) A caller of the nationally syndicated radio show "LoveLine", usually having kids at an unhealthily young age.

"Listen, all you screwballs out there, stop having children!"

by Ace Rockolla August 12, 2003

Screamless Eagle

Noun: When you tie a girl (or dude, if you roll like that) to the bed in a spread-eagle pose, and surprise anal bang them with a ball gag so that they can not scream. Also works with a rag, but the victim MUST be conscious for it to count. If you roofie or chloroform them, you're a punk bitch.

Dude, you hear what I did to the tri delt last night?

What?

Fuckin rode the screamless eagle bro!

TFM!

by clownpenis163 April 13, 2011

Scrotable

Of or pertaining to the testicles. Often, but not exclusively as a unit of measurement.

He was a scrotable away from that touchdown!

by birdofmayhem January 10, 2012

shredable

something that is extremely pitted to ride skis or a snowboard on

The mountain is so shredable today its going to be a sesh and a half

by jedskittles January 25, 2012