Lil' Schneids

Someone who looks exactly like their older brother, yet you never knew about them (as if they were written into your TV show as a last ditch effort to revive it from plummeting ratings)

Dude, I can't believe Bryan never told us he had a brother! I never knew he had a lil' Schneids!

by kingkibble February 8, 2008

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Schneider's Chorrea

Characterized by delayed neurological development, behavioral dis-regulation and intellectual retardation - Schneider's Chorea is a form of heavy metal toxemia resulting from consuming water sources controlled by criminally corrupt public or political office holders.

The city of Flint is struggling with an epidemic of Schneider's Chorrea.

by EmmittBrownBTTF1 September 18, 2018

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Schneider

A smart tall handsom black boy with a big D and glasses only gets as and bs in class

omg schneider is so hot

by janiola November 5, 2018

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Schneider egg

Schneider egg

It’s a safety barrel that looks like a Schneider truck. Orange with safety tape

There is a lot of Schneider eggs on this highway tonight!, said the man on the CB radio

by Sailingtrucker December 24, 2022

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Barking Schneider

A very hairy, early matured child. Most likely a man with a mustache as early as 5th grade. Is very rare and can be found howling in the moonlight nude on a tree branch. Can be agressive when provoked.

The barking schneider is arguably the 8th wonder of the world, although skeptics say he is only a myth. He is often compared to hagrid, an oversized hairy lard from harry potter.

by Pooch Pounder December 3, 2013

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