Schnitzel Pixels

A foodie term for "dick pics".

"After you finish those balsamic short ribs, why don't you text me some schnitzel pixels..."

by Poultron May 1, 2014

Schmeezed

1) To be mildly annoyed or ticked off.
2) To be very flattered.

1) "I'm so schmeezed that our uber driver mugged us."
2) "I'm so schmeezed that you thought of me, babe."

by emiaj01 August 10, 2018

Joseph Schmitz

Someone who puts their grasses on.

Put your grasses on nothing will be wrong Joseph Schmitz.

by Guts kun May 20, 2018

Chicken schnitzel

When you have sex on the beach.
You then cum on her stomach then roller her in the sand.

Last night i pump this chick on the beach and gave her a chicken schnitzel.

by Fat dingo baby November 21, 2018

Krusty schnitzel

The hottest youtube channel out there, it is the absolute pinnacle of human achievement. Watching a Krusty schnitzel video will give you a massive peen and cure all of your sadness.

Person 1: WOW that's one massive peen you've got my good man!
Person 2: thanks! I've been watching Krusty schnitzel, you better subscribe!
Person 1: I sure will!

by bigmanOwO666 June 4, 2019

Nichole's Famous Schnitzel

A series of sexual acts so depraved that it cannot be read without causing permanent psychological damage.

Tom is still recovering from Nichole's Famous Schnitzel.

by IggyTheGreat July 21, 2014

Schmizzled

(adv/adj/n) A state of being in which one is all but sober. A spiritual blend of intoxication and levitation.

- Often results in one arriving in a temporary vegetable like state in which they watch trading spaces for hours on end.

Bro, Jake hit that k2 and was fucking SCHMIZZLED.

by Puberodaumous February 14, 2010