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schlein

A person with absolutely no soul or heart in their body. They make children cry then the chilren f*ck them.
by DARKHALOML December 19, 2013
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heebner-schneebner

1) a sylabic rambling used to fill in the words to a country western song that you forgot the words for.
" Amariilo by morning, Heebner-schneebner do, Heebner-schneebner, deebner do. Amarillo's on my mind."
" She took my dog to the pound, heebner-schneebner, and flatted the tires on my pick-up, heebner-schneebner, and then she left me, heebner-schneebner, do"
by Montgomery May 31, 2006
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schleeb

when resin drips in your mouth from a bowl or weed from a bowl, joint etc.. goes in your mouth and chokes you.
"fuck, puffy just schleebed in my mouth."

"Damn, that dooby just schleebed at me!"
by jjrk December 28, 2005
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SCHLEPPING NACHAS

Comes from the two well know yiddish words, "schlepping," to drag around, and, "nachas," meaning pride.

Dragging around the accomplishments of ones children.

It is no surprise that the Jewish community values intellectual accomplishments, and the Torah tells us to strive for greatness, to become a pillar of our community. In Judaism, a man, is not one who is an accomplished pugilist, or fighter. He is a bookish intellectual, a scholar, a doctor, phd, or attorney.
..oh did I tell you?! Barry is completing his residency at Johns Hopkins Hospital! He will be great doctor, we always knew he would---even in college, he was at the top of his class, the president of all the clubs in high school! ...oh by the way, how is Ari doing?

Oy, there's Miriam, SCHLEPPING NACHAS again!
by halfassjew June 5, 2013
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schlueting around

Anything pertaining to failing at failing. In other words, trying to do something that one admits to being a stupid idea and failing at said idea. An action of schlueting is performed by a schlueter
schlueter: well, I think I can bike across the country during summer vacation.
non-schlueter: yeah, but once you get to California after three months, how are you getting back to New York
schlueter: well, I forgot about that!
non-schlueter: schlueter, quit schlueting around!
by redheadednurse January 28, 2010
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schlepping

When you affix your phallus or penile member into the anal cavity of another person, or perhaps animal, dead or living, and go to sleep while in coitus.

The phallus must remain penetrated through the sphincter in order to be designated as schlep and not sleep, otherwise the person is not schlepping and merely sleeping.
I love just getting home after a long day at work and schlepping with my dog.
by Knowledge Asphyxiates December 11, 2010
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schlieben

A town in germany, also a phrase used to indicate the presence of a noun, verb, adjective.

See humourous misallocation of words.
Hey schlieben.
What's schlieben?
by Jones December 18, 2003
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