Scheme Anxiety 

The feeling of knowing that a hurtful scheme and or plan is imminent.

As the dots were flashing on my screen, I'm ngl I was getting real scheme anxiety.

Scheme Anxiety by gazzyjeff1 November 19, 2018

Scheme wain 

Child from the scheme

Happnin Chloe just got chased aff 40 scheme wains watch oot

Scheme wain by Jamierogersthesche December 3, 2019

Scheme barbie 

A young blonde in her 20’s from a council scheme covered in fake tan, fake lashes, dreams catcher tattoo on the thigh, big lips, bleached blonde hair and extensions and looks identical to her 20 council scheme barbie mates. Poses for Instagram photos with lots of balloons and silver walls and furniture to add to the bling

Check the blonde over there with the big fat lips, ah she is just another council scheme barbie

Scheme barbie by Favol February 27, 2023

Scheme barbie 

A Dirty Blonde Council Estate Women , Who Would Sleep With Anyone Usually Has A Big Pair Of Council Lips To Go With The Look , Usually Filth

Look At The Scheme Barbie Probably Wants Her Cunt Licked

Scheme barbie by Cunted March 1, 2023

scheme Liam 

Scheme Liam, artist, songwriter and many more also leader of the scheme

crime syndicate, and leader of the scheme goons hailing from Glen Cove one of the three most powerful gangs in Glen cove.

Look at that guy I bet he’s a scheme Liam goon

scheme Liam by Scheme Glazer April 22, 2024

Scheme cousins 

(Scottish, Irish) The parents of delinquent children who commit constant criminal antisocial behaviour.

That family up the street, their mother and father refuse to do anything about their kids launching dog shite at the number 14 bus from the big bridge. Sometimes i wonder if they are actually inbred, like scheme cousins.

Scheme cousins by Joe Smiff May 14, 2024

Bitcon Scheme 

term to describe the Ponzi-like schemes of the cryptocurrency world, especially in terms of bitcoin; gets its name from "bit" as in "digital", and "con" as a twist on "coin", and to describe the type of scheme (so "digital coin" -> "digital con").

Used as an alternative to "Ponzi" because cryptocurrency adherants argue that only fiat currency is used as the ROI for early investors in Ponzi schemes, contrary to the imagined value of cryptocurrencies being used as the ROI in the cryptocurrency world.

"Mark lost all his crypto investments because it was all a Bitcon Scheme."

Bitcon Scheme by JuliusCesarus June 27, 2021