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sched

an abbreviation for the word "schedule"
pronounced "schedu"
Did you pick up your sched at work today?
by JJSS May 12, 2006
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Schaefergasam

The Drink among Drinks. use at least a one gallon juice container with halfs of oranges and lemons, fill to the top with a mix of the two. Pour 60 percent smirnoff Citrus with 40 percent Triple Sec. along with a secret ingredient, lets call this LOVE. Let sit in the Fridge for at least 4 weeks. cover with a towel to keep the drink cold while the 4weeks pass.

No One Can drink more than 3 full 12 oz cups.
THE Schaefergasam, the drink of drinks.
Bartender: what will you have?
You: a Schaefergasam
by Dennis Schaefer December 9, 2008
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schafernaker

When swearing at somebody behind their back,
Then when they turn around to look at you, pretending to do something else with your hands; such as scratching your face.

The very first person to do a schafernaker, was Thomas Schafernaker; BBC weatherman.

Whilst making rude gestures to the news reporter, camera flicks to him live, as soon as he realises he is on air, pulls an amazing schafernaker!!
I told Bob to stop messing around and do his work! When I turned round he Schafernaker'd me!!
by BigWill88 December 13, 2012
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schecklemensch

People working in financial institutions who are singlularly dedicated to the concepts of 'it is all about me' and greed.
Their avarice lead to the Global Great Recession of 2009. In the United States, many of these individuals work in places like Wall Street for investment banks.
Big financial institutions like Goldman Sachs, AIG, whose executives engaged in activities that a schecklemensch would.
by ktedidit January 13, 2010
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vaccine schedule

The schedule that likes to get infinitely longer! As of October 2021, the schedule for children up to ages 18 is 72 doses long. If you live to be 78 you can add 60 more doses of flu shots added onto that along with Prevnar and shingles!

After Pharma ties the Covid V's to everyone in America's job, we are going to see a 200+ dose schedule (yearly doses coming). While this is happening, the fools say to "trust the science," the medical experts laugh to the bank, and human health takes a mass decline from turning into a society that once got shortly acutely ill to chronically ill. Those chronic illnesses rise at exponential rates and so does Pharma revenue/profit. Imagine if science told you just because smoking one cigarette doesn’t increase lung cancer, that means smoking 10,000 cigarettes doesn’t either…
Johnny: Hey Doc, at any point in time is that whole vaccine schedule going to be tested for compounding effects on human health and safety?
Medical expert: ummm...
Fool who trusts the science: Hey johnny, don't get ask questions man, just shut up and believe in science!
by Libtard buster October 15, 2021
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Schediaphilia

Toonophilia AKA Schediaphilia.
by Toonophilia4eva May 16, 2007
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Schecterizing

To play a Schecter guitar
Schecterizer : someone who plays a Schecter
I am Schecterizing
by Simas Stilius February 23, 2009
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