sock stampede

when you bang an ugly girl from behind and hide her gross fugly head by shoving it into the sock drawer, which causes the drawer to unlatch and dump socks everywhere

-hey dude, i didn't know you were doing laundry

-i'm not, i just gave your mom a sock stampede like 10 minutes ago and haven't had time to clean up.

by walcott August 20, 2008

Calgary Stampede

The opposite of the Bucking Bronco, in which the male has his testicles bound, the female dons a strap-on and hops on the male, entering quickly - holding onto the bound nuts for dear life.

Good payback for women who have suffered the pain of the infamous bucking bronco .

"I pulled a Calgary Stampede on him last night. Stayed on a full 8 seconds, a new record!"

by Muffinzz September 9, 2011

Stampede

A series of many mushroom stamps(scrotum to the face), quickly followed by intense laughter and humiliation.

That one chick got stampeded by five dudes.
Stampy sure knew how to take a stampede.

by lumbergalar January 20, 2009

Stampede

A group of people that seemed fun and non aggressive until they were ordered to rush the stage.

The people in the stampede weren't inherently aggressive jerks, they were thought to be fun people, but since they were part of the human problem and not innocent like animals, they are not without guilt or responsibility. A person doesn't have to be an aggressive asshole in the way that Derek Chauvin was to kill somebody, there is no kind of person that isn't part of the problem.

by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021

stampede tramp

Someone who goes to cowtown stampede dressed like they are looking to get attention so they can take a random home .

Stampded tramp Intentionally looking for fresh men.. usually waited all year . For this event

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Check out the stampede tramp ..

by THE ORIGINAL STRETCH July 9, 2022

Stampede Style

Something done in a way evocative of the rambunctious nature of the Calgary Stampede.

“I rode that guy Stampede Style.”

by Hairinthecream October 9, 2023

Vagina Stampede

1.(A) Dictating someone your religion with means of throat shoving.
2.(B) A large crowd of women with a singular intent.

Vagina Stampede

1a. Mormons.
2a. Televangelists.
3a. Obama.
4a. Mel Gibson.

Religious person: "Have you heard the good word?"
Response: "Take your 'vagina stampede' to a cancer house!!"

Religious Person: "Can I tell you about your heavenly father?"
Response: "Nope. His 'vagina stampede' already corrupted my daughter."

"I'm not Muslim."

"FUCK THE JEWS!!!!"

1b. The opening night of 'New Moon.'
2b. The Sarah Palin pary.

by WtF#? September 27, 2010