Santa Clausing

Santa clausing is the task of running over to some far away and do something to them.
Yeah I went over there and santa Claus fucked her

That guy just came over here and santa clause punched me

Santa clausing is the best way to fuck
by Bigbmann12 July 23, 2018
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Santa Clausing

Cumming on someone’s face, in the shape of Santa Claus’s beard.
I went for a pearl necklace, but I ended up Santa Clausing that bitch, instead.
by MissIvyEllen September 22, 2019
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Santa Clause

An extremely Liberal individual. A Santa Clause follows unrealistic economic and social principles and hates religion.

Santa Clauses often drive a hatchback and reward naughty children under the tree.
God is a Republican and Santa Clause is a Democrat.

That limp-wristed, pot-smoking, daisy-picking Liberal is such a SANTA CLAUSE.

by Cheergurl07 November 19, 2006
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santa clause

When ur gettin head or having sex and u pull out and skeet on her mouth. Leaving her chin white and dripping
Tasha didn't let me skeet in her mouth so she closed it and I santa claused her face
by Jay2103 February 09, 2008
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Santa Clause Clause

A clause in a contract that is only true if you believe it.
eg. a "Santa Clause Clause" would be a clause stating that you may never sue the other party to the contract no matter what he does.
by traderjoe January 08, 2010
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Full Santa Clause

A sex act. Like a pearl necklace, only in the shape of a beard, and on three ho's.
Bro: I did a Full Santa Clause this year!
Dude: No way!
Bro: Yea. My girlfriend left because of it.
by Pseudonymmy December 09, 2010
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Santa Clause Drunk

Drunk to the point of losing the ability to filter your thoughts. All judgment taken away.

Symptoms involve throwing things, usually wearing a costume (not necessarily Santa), and speaking the truth at high volumes. Lots of pointing.
A straight man in a wedding dress gets up at the bar and points at a stranger. Before he can even get a word out, he realizes that this stranger is a man he once met three years ago and always wanted to tell him he's a loser because he's fat. At top volume, the santa clause drunkard points at the man and tells him he's a fat loser.

Then the drunk decides to chug his drink and proceeds to throw his glass at the owner of the bar who is in fact a female. Now the santa clause drunkard is severely and/or possibly tasered.

That's when you know someone is santa clause drunk.
by CreeperStash August 11, 2008
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