Do you have any hand sanitizer?

(interjection) a remark requesting hand sanitizer, synonymous with "I just wiped my butt without washing my hands afterwards."

Guy 1: Do you have any hand sanitizer?

Guy 2: Come on, man, you just gave me a high five.

by RickBAideai April 2, 2011

Hand Sanitizered

The act of sanitizing your hands.

I hand sanitizered the pen markings off of my arm.

by grimygirl October 4, 2017

Sanitization

Act of thoroughly cleaning the anal area with bleach or other liquid

Girl, I had the nastiest poo last night. I had a hard core session of sanitization.

by TJandE July 15, 2020

Sanitizing

The act of wiping your social media of all photographic evidence of a past relationship.

We broke up yesterday and I've already started sanitizing my Instagram. Once I sage my apartment, I'll officially be over it.

by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020

Hand sanitizer fact

When your statement is 99.9% a fact

Who needs to be smart when you’re funny, am I right?

That’s a hand sanitizer fact

by Hopscotch November 9, 2019

Sui-sanital

To be driven to sui-sanity.

To be suicidal and insane at the same time.

“Yo pal. I’m feeling pretty sui-sanital cause I just failed my super easy test, BRUH!”

by Big Koon December 15, 2017

hand sanitizer gun

a weapon of mass destruction. to make a hand sanitizer gun all you need is a small water pistol and a butt load of hand sanitizer

how to make: load water gun with hand sanitizer

Damn it someone shot me with a hand sanitizer gun

by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021