Do you have any hand sanitizer?

(interjection) a remark requesting hand sanitizer, synonymous with "I just wiped my butt without washing my hands afterwards."

Guy 1: Do you have any hand sanitizer?

Guy 2: Come on, man, you just gave me a high five.

by RickBAideai April 2, 2011

hand sanitizer gun

a weapon of mass destruction. to make a hand sanitizer gun all you need is a small water pistol and a butt load of hand sanitizer

how to make: load water gun with hand sanitizer

Damn it someone shot me with a hand sanitizer gun

by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021

Hand Sanitizered

The act of sanitizing your hands.

I hand sanitizered the pen markings off of my arm.

by grimygirl October 4, 2017

100% Hand Sanitizer

Waiting to be found at Area 51, the government has restricted much needed progress for Human development and advancement.

100% Hand Sanitizer is used on aliens to sterilize them so they can't make babies

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 29, 2021

Oral Sanitation

A more formal version of "licking it clean."

Karl: Oh, I performed oral sanitation on that bowl earlier, you shouldn't use it.
Fred: gross, dude. Put it in the dishwasher next time.

by The Cheesiest Rice March 21, 2020

Hand sanitizer fact

When your statement is 99.9% a fact

Who needs to be smart when you’re funny, am I right?

That’s a hand sanitizer fact

by Hopscotch November 9, 2019

sanitize

a meme started in overwatch league by players initially refusing to take hand sanitizer between maps, then accepting it at the crowd's assistance.

"NotE's hands seem pretty slippery"
"Yeah man he had to sanitize"
"Well, of course, you gotta sanitize"

by dan shadow May 29, 2018