anal sanders

A.) The creepy old man who ate Kernel Sanders and roams the night as a male whore taking chicken instead of money for sex.
N.) The act of stuffing/shoving/ramming KFC brand chicken up your lovers rectum (a.k.a. anal cavity) and proceeding to eat it out while they scream, "FINGER LICKIN' GOOD!"
A.) When your feeling horny and daddy asks what you want for dinner and you proclaim, "Anal Sanders!".
L.) When your aunt Betsy overcooks the Thanksgiving turkey and it tastes like Kernel Sander's butthole.

Aunt Betsy: How's the turkey, fam?
Little Tim: This tastes like what daddy did to mommy last night!
Uncle Steve: Ahh, your Aunt Betsy and I know the good ol' anal sanders well.

by KinkyAnal.Cum April 25, 2016

Thomas Sanders

Thomas Sander is the definition of a perfect and pure being. He cares a lot about his fans (the fanders) and he's a pretty neat dude oh and he also has an obsession with his butt.

Person 1: Hey man, You know how Thomas Sander is an awesome person?
Person 2: Yeah! who doesn't know that? We all worship Thomas Sanders

by pileoftrash101 July 2, 2020

84 swangers

swangaz, 84's, are actually 1984 Cadillac spoke rims, just as 83's are 1983 Cadillac rims. 84 is NOT the number of the spokes. these rims are much immitated, but these are the only REAL swangaz... and yes, a lot of cars will need adapters if they dont have the same lug pattern as the 'Lac...

swangin on 4'z in the Dirty South... Houston Texas baby, we brought swangaz to the world!!!!!

by Gambino July 20, 2003

Remus sanders

Remus sanders is a character from the ongoing series "sanders sides" by Thomas sanders . Remus (aka the Duke, aka stinky trash man, aka rat king) is the personification of intrusive thoughts along with creativity. He also likes to eat deodorant and can bite through steel. He

Virgil: "did you hear? Remus sanders sat on the fridge at 3 in the morning eating a stick of deodorant just to scare Roman"
Patton: " oooh. Is that what that noise was? I thought you were just watching scary movies again"

by Jboat0000 April 23, 2020

Reverse Bernie Sanders

Aggressive Fingering

I gave her the Reverse Bernie Sanders last night then shook her father's hand three minutes later

by GeneralButtNaked March 13, 2017

barry sanders

The greatest running back ever for the greatest sport ever, Football.

If the Lions still had Barry Sanders, they would have won the Super Bowl.

by Cosmixmaster June 9, 2003

Sarah Hucksterbee Sanders

A woman who needs no introduction; the spokeswoman for the worst con man in the entire Universe who can't utter three words in a row without lying. A moronic demigorgon who uses taxpayer dollars and the crushed burnt dreams of the American people as smokey eyeliner.

Did you see that huckster MAGAt Sarah Hucksterbee Sanders on Fox and Friends today? She got eviscerated. On a Trump-friendly network. And kept on conning! In the same week John Kelly and Secretary of Offense Jim Mattis leave the cabinet, the economy is crashing, and there's a looming government shutdown, Hucksterbee keeps lying.

Me: How do you know if Sarah Hucksterbee Sanders is lying?
Jim Mattis: How?
Me: Her lips are moving.

by Sunblazer5 December 21, 2018