squishing twinkies

Girl giving a hand job to 2 guys at the same time until climax

Ex: "Did you hang out with Clarence and Chris last night?"
"Yes. I was totally squishing twinkies"

by Hardenhiggles July 14, 2014

Squishbeans

The squishy, bean-like toe-pads that conceal a cat's claws. they can come in many different colours from pink to brown to grey to almost black and everything in between. squeezing the squishbean of a cat using one finger on the squishbean and one on the back of the toe will trigger the release mechanism for the claw to emerge. do this only with a safe, tame and patient cat and only do it once for minimal eye-clawing results.

Bob's cat has really small squishbeans, but large claws.

by Cat fanatic October 18, 2018

Dirty Squirties

When you fall asleep after drinking too much and wake up with your butt cheeks glued together because you sharted in your sleep or straight shit yourself.

I had the dirty squirties this morning...

by Jrizzle83 October 20, 2018

Fun Squisher

Someone or something who takes the joy away from an activity or an experience.

Paul is such a fun squisher.

John cancelled last minute again, what a fun squisher.

by berlin1234 October 28, 2019

Squishinator

The perfect cuddler... the ability to cuddle without smuthering or making the partner want to leave... a leave of extreme comfort....

My boyfriend is the perfect squishinator in the bed

by iiCe July 21, 2008

Squished

When a jockey riding a horse in a horse race falls at a jump, or if the horse throws off the jockey mid-race.

I was at Cheltenham race course, and bet on Westward Fury as the odds were 6/1 - but he squished 4 jumps from the end.

by hgitntkmetkl April 4, 2018

Squished Mitten

A females genitals

Rob was making out with Vicky, he pulled down her panties to reveil her squished mitten.

by Jo Williams December 19, 2008