Spread

A man named after the method of laying oven ready chips on the baking tray.

by Data July 2, 2003

Spreading

Spreading means separating

Your spreading the cheese from the burger

by RedDreams January 10, 2020

Cruiser Spread

The girth a Police Officer gets by only driving around in a Cruiser eating drive thru food and being inactive with no physical exercise.

That 300lb Copper was never gonna catch us by running. He had too much Cruiser Spread!!!

by will bitten September 30, 2017

spread them

To spread legs- a joke with memeulous ( George) and Joshy ( Josh)

SPREAD THEM NOW - Josh on Club penguins island

by Your Clapped Josh January 5, 2018

spread

A hand rolled cannabis cigarette

Shall I wrap up a spread?

by Guano Biscuit October 11, 2007

Spreading the lotion

To dominate an opponent.

4-0 up! We’re now spreading the lotion.

Damn, that’s a hat trick by Occle, he’s spreading the lotion.

No way coming back from this now, the lotion has been spread.

by QTip57 March 7, 2020

spread em

what police say to you when they wanna fondle you

Spread em!

by Alexius November 6, 2003