snarf

The sound your grandma (and other old people or people with deviated septums)make when they laugh. A combination of a snarl and laugh and snort. You know it when you hear it.

Grandma: omg, that's so funny, *snarf*

snarf by Cathi Robertson June 15, 2008

snarf

Someone who makes a practice of smelling farts and actually enjoys it. Can usually be seen sniffing bicycle seats and soiled underwear.

I saw Wayner fart and pull the covers over his head in bed yesterday. That guy is such a snarf.

snarf by timboooo January 10, 2008

snarf

The act of farting in the bath tub and attempting to bite the bubbles before they reach the waters' surface.

Keith made me swear not to tell a soul, but I couldn't keep quiet anymore. He told me he likes to snarf while taking a bath. He said its such an addiction that he thinks about it all day at work. He can't wait to get home so he can take a bath.

snarf by HotScott May 17, 2004

Snarf

-noun
1. the sound a bloodhound makes when tracking human beings by scent. Bloodhounds have the famed ability to track human scents over great distances.

-verb
2. when a single man or woman is on the prowl for a suitable mate, to either party with or engage in sex.

3. snarfing,
- on the prowl, tracking the scent of hotties

4. snarf up,
- the act of finding hotties and throwing your game at them in order to impress them.

5. an evolution of the original word snarf (word of the day on May 25, 2005) which meant "to pilfer, to take something that one perceives as off-limits."
- The current definition has a positive connotation.

Dude, did you see that hottie that Ben is dancing with?
Yeah! He totally snarfed her up from the bar next door!

How does she always find these super cute guys?
Well, you know she's a professional snarfer.

Gentlemen, activate your snarfers. We're going to snarf up some hotties tonight.

Snarf, snarf!

Snarf by Bloodhound123 May 26, 2010

snarf

one who bites at their fart bubbles in the bathtub

nathan is a snarf

snarf by ingeniusbastard September 14, 2011

snarf

When eating, a burst of laughter, cough, or some other form of exhaling violently results in the spewing of chewed food all over the table or guests.

My sister said something really funny while I was eating, and I snarfed all over the new table cloth.

snarf by kinky_curls January 11, 2009

snarf

A general utterance after saying something nerdy. A general expression of nerdiness.

Yeah, I installed the PCI card drivers but had to tweak the BIOS to get it to accept them. Snarf!

Captain Kirk was ten times better than Piccard! Snarf!

snarf by sek-c August 26, 2004