Definitions by timboooo

snarf

Someone who makes a practice of smelling farts and actually enjoys it. Can usually be seen sniffing bicycle seats and soiled underwear.

I saw Wayner fart and pull the covers over his head in bed yesterday. That guy is such a snarf.

snarf by timboooo January 10, 2008

wet 

Used to describe a male with less than heroic characteristics. Often applys to one's ability to consume alcohol, but can extend to all things to describe an individual's general lameness.

A: I was planning a real bender last night but I only got through two beers before I went home.
B: Well that's wet.

That Jimmy is so wet, he never even leaves the house any more.

wet by timboooo September 3, 2006

phantom shit 

A phantom shit is a sizeable dump usually laid under cover of darkness in a public place. When stumbled upon in daylight by an unsuspecting individual, hilarity is meant to ensue.
Less frequently referred to as a ghost shit, the phantom shit usually shows up in such places as post boxes, car hoods, children's playgrounds, and any general public place ripe for mischief.

I took my son to the playground on Saturday morning and he slid down the tube slide right into a pile of crap; some fucking punk must have laid down a phantom shit there on Friday night.

phantom shit by timboooo September 3, 2006

phantom shit 

A phantom shit is a sizeable dump usually laid under cover of darkness in a public place. When stumbled upon in daylight by an unsuspecting individual, hilarity is meant to ensue.
Less frequently referred to as a ghost shit, the phantom shit usually shows up in such places as post boxes, car hoods, children's playgrounds, and any general public place ripe for mischief.

I took my son to the playground on Saturday morning and he slid down the tube slide right into a pile of crap; some fucking punk must have laid down a phantom shit there on Friday night.

phantom shit by timboooo September 3, 2006

ice bong 

A regular bong, usually of decent size, in which the chamber has been filled all the way up to the mouthpiece with ice. Enough water is added, as in a usual bong, to cover the base and most of the stem. The added ice cools the smoke even more than usual water would. The result is one of the smoothest hard hitters in pot smoking.

Whenever I hit the ice bong I dont know when to stop, it usually happens when i pass out from brain failure.

ice bong by timboooo September 3, 2006

bottoms 

Probably the shittiest and least potent form of marijuana, bottoms are usually found by the garbage bag full after plant trimming at grow-ops. Dried-up, leafy, and seedy, bottoms must be smoked in massive quantities to feel high. Consumption is followed almost immediately by vicious burn out. Also characterized by a stale and putrid flavour.
So shitty looking that they would not even be suitable for selling to oblivious kids on the street.

I dont have any buds but my bro was clipping plants last night and has a freezer bag full of bottoms we could smoke all night.

bottoms by timboooo September 3, 2006