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smuck fuck

getting fucked against your east wall upside down. while singing the national anthem, then saying the alphabet backwards.
Some hot blond hot chick comes over and i gave her the SMUCK FUCK!!
by dustin smuck April 1, 2009
mugGet the smuck fuckmug.

Smuck teams

Used to describe when picking teams like road hockey or baseball and the teams are clearly unfair and unbalanced.

When the other team is way better than yours.
Aww, no fair! You guys have all the best players , it's smuck teams!

We don't have a chance, it's smuck teams!
by Mvandy22 September 16, 2021
mugGet the Smuck teamsmug.

Smucking Dick

"I came up with this idea of smoking weed out of someones penis! I call it 'smucking dick'"
by Coke_Cane September 5, 2017
mugGet the Smucking Dickmug.

Arif (Smuck)

Basically this Arif guy yeah is a fat meatball who wants to flex some fake louis vuitton, He is the one who eats your foreskin after you get circumcised. he has a fat forehead and cant even walk properly across the street without getting caught between the light poles.
Be aware around this guy because he will kidnap and rape you in a dark ally way. This guy is so poor yeah he can only afford a Samsung mini, His shoes are so clapped his shoes go in a 83 degrees angle when he puts them on.
You have been warned
by HahaXDGivemeViews December 15, 2019
mugGet the Arif (Smuck)mug.

Smuck"D

The most favorite word introduced to NY$F!ne$t by her most favorite person.The origin of this word dates way back but the usage here is unknown.
NY$F!ne$t:say my favorite word ...pleaaaassssee!?
Lucky #5:smuck"D
by The Traitor May 2, 2005
mugGet the Smuck"Dmug.

Jack nuts smuck nizzle

an ass clown with hair on it's neezey fizzle on it's nazzle
by jake Roop April 7, 2003
mugGet the Jack nuts smuck nizzlemug.

Smuck

Semen, vaginal discharge, or spit in an obsese negro woman's hairy vagina after a gangbang or having a train ran on her.
Wow Craig just licked the smuck in JaShawnda's pussy after that sesh.
by Loliguessthesearewords August 25, 2025
mugGet the Smuckmug.

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