Slomosexual

A person whose sexual desires include people, animals, or objects that are moving slowly. Awkward situations arise (literally) around the elderly.

"Mom, Dad... I'm a slomosexual."
"Oh, bless your heart, Timmy!"

by Lenny Dee February 18, 2010

slobjob

A more accurate description of a 'blowjob' or the act of sucking a wang.

Give me a slobjob, woman.

by Shiphen December 30, 2007

Shojo Ai

Shojo Ai is basically the japanese equivalent of shonen ai (boyxboy). So it's girlxgirl. It differs from yuri in that it's less hardcore. Like shonen ai is less hardcore than yaoi.

Have you seen that new shojo ai manga?

by Thr0u6hTh31c3 October 25, 2006

Slomo

Sometimes referred to a member of the famous 3/5. Rather large individual with slower than normal responses. Has a sensitive side that does not like to be made fun of. But is a good sport.

Josh is a slomo

by Inspectors in charge March 25, 2013

Sloop

Past tense of sleep

Dude 1: Oh man dude I only sloop for 3 hours last night.
Dude 2: Were you too busy watching YouTube?
Dude 1: Yeah.
Dude 2: Heh LOL!

by Mitch Mine Shafter May 12, 2019

Slobodan Milosevic

- A socialist leader of the Republic of Serbia from 1989 to 1996, and leader of the Federal Republic of Yugoslavia from 1997 to 2001. He is accused of Crimes Against Humanity and Genocide against the Bosniak, Croatian, and Albanian population throughout the 1990's and died in the custody of the International Tribunal for The Former Yugoslavia in the Hague in 2006.

Slobodan Milosevic was accused of war crimes in Bosnia in the early 90's.

by Accatt2204 December 11, 2013

Slooded

Slooded is the same as the word "Baked" ususally related to being high off Marijuana.

Tre : Dude im hella baked.
Nibreezy : Me too dawg' im straight slooded.
Tre : Hell yeah.

by Nibreezy July 14, 2010