Shmest

Quest fulfilled by young men or men in search of "pussy" and or a relationship.

The shmest is complete man, she said yes.

by bboads45 April 24, 2016

shmooshbag

The absolute worst version of a douchebag. There is absolutely no redeeming quality of this person.

Dane Cook is a shmooshbag

by Mighty Kites October 4, 2008

shmooshtikin

Skinny ghetto white boy. Has a tendency to talk excessively--typically about baseball. Also referred to as a Garrett, G-Rat, Gay Rat, or hey you

Joey: Did you talk to Garrett today?

Matt: Yeah, that shmooshtikin talked for hours about his damn baseball team! And whats with his pants man, I always hafta tell him to pull those bitches up!

by i'mjustsayinnn July 15, 2010

the fetsko shmetsko

the art of tonguing a yeast infected vagina while receiving a bilbo bagginsfrom an Ecuadorian chimpanzee named Hector.

Marrrk delivered the dopest fetsko shmetsko to Veronica last night.

by Borton February 2, 2004

shmooshing

when you pretend your doing something when your actually doing nothing.

After i got drunk in the bathroom at school i started shmooshing in class

by NOT SO SLIMSHADY October 7, 2017

Shmeeshy

Shmeeshy is a adjective used for somebody so unbelievably cute and uplifting that seeing them never fails to brighten your day!

Bro 1: "Hey, I heard you were dating that girl Alex!"
Bro 2: "Yeah! she's so shmeeshy!"

by Xiao Long Babe July 24, 2019

shmosh

The top part of a newly opened tub of soft scoop ice-cream.

The shmosh is the best part of a new tub of ice-cream.

by Robpalwrites July 12, 2020