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facebook scientist

A Facebook commenter with absolutely no degree in any natural science whatsoever, who feels they somehow know more than an actual scientist who has been researching a specific subject matter all of their life. Unlike real scientists, facts or logic don't seem to phase the facebook scientist. She or he would much rather believe that anything that real scientists have to say are just being payed for by "Big Pharma" or liberals who want to take over the world.
Despite no proven causal link whatsoever between vaccines and autism, Mary, a facebook scientist, feels confident enough that doctors who went to medical school and have been practicing and researching medicine for decades don't know what they're talking about, she's willing to risk people's lives around her by not vaccinating her son because she read a blog post online.

Jem has decided that he knows more than the entire community of climate scientists and has proudly claimed global warming is just a hoax. For your own good, don't try to argue with him on this. It's like playing chess with an ape.
by kingbumii May 5, 2016
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Sex Scientist

A hot woman who is heard on Playboy Radio, she is a scientist and makes Sex Pills and other vitamins, formualtions, and designs creates pills. Her name is Amy.
She talks about women's opinions of Sex and what Women like/she gives advice to men, is an inventor, scientist.
The Sex Scientist makes all kinds of vitamins and knows science and body chemistry, she invents the best pills. Her name is Amy.

The Sex Scientist knows women and what women like, he should call The Sex Scientist.

Smart sexy woman who is a scientist, and a CEO, creator.
The Sex Scientist is a model who is hot and is a real scientist who makes sex pills, she's a sex scientist.

I heard The Sex Scientist on Sirius and XM today.
The Sex Scientist created this vitamin so I know it is a good sex pill.

The Sex Scientist talked about how the science of your adrenal glands can affect your sexual performance.

This pills works, The Sex Scientist made it.

She is a scientist, but she is sexy as hell, she is a sex scientist!

Ask The Sex Scientist if you want to please your girl.
The Sex Scientist is pretty and smart.
A woman who is involved in science and you wan to do her, she is a sex scientist.
She is working on a science project but all I can think about is having sex with her, she is a sex scientist.
She is a scientist that likes sex, and a model who is smart.
by sexytime1 August 14, 2010
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Angry Scientist

the scientist from the kickass show Sheep in the Big City. He was always angry because everyone called him Mad Scientist.
General Specific: Mad Scientist here will help me design my sheep ray.
Angry Scientist: ANGRY SCIENTIST! I NOT MAD SCIENTIST! ANGRY!!!!
by the tuna salad December 21, 2004
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Tobacco Institute Scientist

Originally, a scientist hired by the Tobacco Institute to refute the findings that tobacco use resulted in cancer. Generally, it has expanded to mean any scientist paid by a moneyed interest to refute a scientific consensus or to create a false appearance of disagreement within the scientific community.
Did you hear that the Tobacco Institute Scientists over at Exxon-Mobile found there is no such thing as global warming?
by The Amazing Science-Man April 20, 2012
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crazy scientist blah

The Crazy Scientist blah is a Blah man that Predicts that the world will crash into the sun in FIVE SECONDs. this is found in the Demented Cartoon Movie.
person A: what are you up to Professor blah (crazy scientist blah)?
Crazy Scientist Blah: well, i just figured out that the world is going to crash into the sun in five seconds.
by Hailey June 19, 2006
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sports scientist

1. A person studying or research sport, exercise, and physical performance.

2. A stupid person at university. From the perceived low entry requirements and standards of sports science university courses.
1. 'The sports scientist thought the track was too narrow'.

2. 'The sports scientist had to be shown how to open a book'.
by Bill April 16, 2004
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Der verrückte Wissenschaftler/ The Mad Scientist

Der verrückte Wissenschaftler -> in English The Mad Scientist is a character of the youtube series "Juffsky ein Autist aus unserer Zeit".
Der verrückte Wissenschaftler/ The Mad Scientist has created a new Monster yesterday.
by Pasflow August 6, 2020
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