salernitana man

The biggest Portuguese fraud, salernitana man is ready for the upcoming season, to statpad against a team coming from serie B

after crotone got relegated, penaldo got angry, and assumed the mantle of salernitana man

by mcera May 27, 2021

to salieri

transitive verb: "to salieri someone"
1. to force a self-believed genius to deal with their own actual mediocrity by presenting them with a person of true genius (by comparison). A reference to the character Salieri in the play/movie "Amadeus".

to salieri someone: "I actually felt bad for Tim after he got salieri'd by Rob. Tim spent years believing that he was awesome, but now he just keeps picking fights with Rob...which he ends up losing."

by Haverford Chesterfield November 5, 2016

pulling a Steven Slater

Acting out your crazy job-quitting fantasy during a particularly difficult work day.

I really felt like pulling a Steven Slater at work today, but I really need the money

by mn24 August 10, 2010

Slater Style

The act of having a bowel movement while faceing the opposite direction on the toilet than is traditionally practiced. Deriven from the character A.C. Slater (Mario Lopez) off of the teen sit-com, Saved by the Bell, whom popularized the action of sitting on a chair backwards.

Oh man, last night I was so drunk that I took a dump Slater Style.

by UP 1 March 29, 2008

Tripple Decker A.C. Slater Crumpkin

One of the most pleasureable, distgusting, and dangerous forms of vandalism. Smoking crack while simultaneously recieving head, and taking a shit in the top tank of a toilet. The female performing the oral sex is sitting on the bottom part of the toilete backwards, like A.C. Slater, taking a shit.

hey jeff how was that party? it was cool, but someone did a tripple decker a.c. slater crumpkin in my toilet and it smells like hagrid's butt in my house!

by huckabee January 11, 2008

Salted My Kipper

a reference to ejectulating in one's pants

guy:wow she's so hot! ive just salted my kipper
guy:dude! she's like 78

by Stripes Go Faster! June 3, 2009

Pullin' a Slater

To quit a job with exceptional finesse and style.

Mr. Smith, don't be pullin' a Slater on your way out. Dude I'm so pullin' a slater when I quit my job.

by Jack The Surfer August 10, 2010