Randy Rhoads

The best guitarist who ever lived. Period. End of discussion.

Randy Rhoads is the best guitarist ever.

by Love, Kowski January 13, 2004

Randy Rhoads

THE definitive L.A. scene guitarist. Formed the legendary band Quiet Riot when he was just 16, and went on to join Ozzy Osbourne in 1979. Born Dec. 6, 1956. Died March, 1982 from a horrible plane crash accident intended as a practical joke. He is the reason Jackson guitars is in business today, being the designer of the first model, the "Concorde", which is now known as the "Rhoads" shape. He used classical modes and pentatonics, diatonics, hexatonics, and more to create fluid, melodic riffs and lead lines. He set Ozzy's career back on track when it derailed from being booted from Black Sabbath. He continues to influence MANY guitarists today, including but not limited to: Diamond Darrel from Pantera, Zakk Wylde from Ozzy Osbourne/Black Label Society, Buckethead, Jerry Cantrell, and many more.

A guitarist whose full potential did not have a chance to be shown. THE most brilliant guitarist of ALL TIME.

by Ryan Ratliff December 5, 2003

Randy Goose Shotgun

The act of shotgunning a beer from the direct bottom of the can, rather than from a hole in the side, double dildo style. Created at The Randy Goose bar in West Philadelphia, it has become something of a local staple because of the odd execution, forcing the participant to look straight in the air to avoid spilling the drink.

I did like 4 Randy Goose Shotguns last night, It was wild . . .

by The Otter Dictionary October 15, 2017

Randy Nixon

Scratch Caulyn being the most bestest boiyo thick booty man ever, that title goes to Randy I'm mean look at him, Jesus Christ he's too fucking hot man.

I once gave Randy Nixon my Russian Ushanka with a hammer and sickle pin and he almost made me flood the entire universe with cum, holy shit, I'm just thinking about it again and I'm bout to erupt jizz everywhere.

by The Dankster #87 September 24, 2019

Randy marsh

The hottest goddamn man that has ever lived alive. I left a 5 star bang review for him on yelp😩😩😩😫😫😫😍😍😍🧴🧴🧴😳😳😳❤️❤️❤️❤️🫣🫣🫣🫣🤤🤤🤤🤤

I think im oozing for randy marsh

by Randy marshs sweet pubes June 9, 2022

Dry Randy

An over the pants hand-job.

We were sitting at the bar so I had to settle for a dry randy.

by HandyRandy November 1, 2012

Midnight Randyvous

The act of meeting for sex at a time best chosen for its deliberate inconvenience for any other activities, thus getting round and avoiding the usual boredom, expense and interrogative shit of a "date"..

My therapist told me my low levels of respect for women probably stemmed from my habit of only ever agreeing to meet them for a midnight randyvous, after spending several hours priming them for action via MSN and other forms of internet self-abuse

by Drex Johnson July 21, 2011