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Research Paper

A written composition usually consisting of ten pages about useless crap that can be found much more easily on the internet by ten years that you are forced to write at least once to two times in your life.
Man I have a 12 page research paper due TOMMORROW!!! What do I do?

Don't worry just find one on the internet, change it up a bit, and find some bullshit sources and there you go.
by The DeLaney July 7, 2009
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Resean

Resean
The name defines pure, energetic amd funny. Resean is someone who cares for people dear to him. Resean will proect and fight for the his loved ones. Resean loves to make people laugh. Will try all stunts for a laugh. Loves life and life loves him back. Resean is smart and clever. Resean is both book and street smart. The name defines success so whatever Resean does is always successful. Resean is someone anyone will love.
You’re awesome as Resean!
by Mizrah January 23, 2019
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Xanatos research

Any program of research in which any possible pattern of results, including null results, leads to interesting, publishable findings. Related to the concept of a Xanatos gambit, where any possible outcome to a scheme or plan leads to a victory for the mastermind of the plan.
Did you hear about the new experiment we're running on the XYZ phenomenon? It's totes Xanatos research. Either we're going to show that XYZ is real... or if the effect isn't there we have enough subjects to do equivalence testing to show that the existing results in the literature about XYZ are specious.
by SdDj October 28, 2011
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research project

An example of child slavery. A really crappy project every Year 11 student in South Australia is forced to do against their own will. You have to research one question for six months straight, and you get bored to death. You don't graduate if you don't do it, and there's a high chance of failing and losing brain cells.
Student 1: "What lesson u got next"
Student 2: "research project"
Student 1: "Oh shit"
Student 2: "I'd rather jump off the Westpac Building"
by helloitsunknown August 25, 2021
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The Research

The Research is an indie pop band from Wakefield, England. The lead singer is Russell "the disaster" who is hilarious and never seen without his baseball cap over his wild hair. He performs using a old Casio keyboard balanced on his knee. 2 girls make up the band- a bass player and a drummer. Most songs are based around failed relationships.
Indie t-shirt: "Hip to The Research"
by charmlessman June 11, 2006
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Research

Discreet term, or code name, for a session of 'hows your father'
I'm going to do some "research" before i go to sleep
by gorbs December 22, 2005
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Reeda

A enthusiastic person who always laughs for the stupidest things ever. She tries to make you laugh and is sometimes unaware of what is happening around her. She loves to hang out with her friends and her parents are protective.
Reeda is always laughing at my jokes, even if they are not funny.
by ***starandhearts*** May 16, 2018
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