Reddit 

Similar to 4chan, though with more control over what you see with the use of subreddits you join. Has a system that allows you to see only the best content through upvoting the good and downvoting the bad.

Similarly to Communism, it sounds good on paper but terrible in practice.

The upvote and subreddit systems cause circlejerking due to you being in a community designed for an opinion, removing proper arguments between two sides and instead causes people to jerk eachother of separately.

At least the comment system is good though

Subreddit A: Wow I sure do like the colour red

Subreddit B: Well I like the colour blue more, making you wrong

Subreddit A: This means war!

*Both subreddits keep talking shit about the other and calling themselves right without have a proper argument*

Reddit by RandomStuf6 August 29, 2019

Reddit 

Reddit, once the greatest site on the internet from 2005-2014 has turned into the worst place on the internet for free speech and entertainment.99% of modern-day Redditors are edgy twelve-year-old kids who circlejerk the same joke and sending death threats to nine-year-old kids because they like Fortnite and tik tok. All Redditors think the same and have the same opinions. Redditors portray themselves as accepting of free speech but as soon as you have a different opinion you’re mass downvoted by the edgy memelords and forty-year-old neckbeards.

Redditor: Big changes wholesome 100, Fortnite bad Minecraft good, I think I need to define why emojis are cringe and normie.

Reddit by Spoonks May 9, 2020

RedDire's 

A seemingly indiscriminate act made by the Disqus chat engine which renders a comment irrespondable. Afflicted comments typically appear as though they have been flagged for moderation or have been removed by a moderator. Although speculation has been made with regards to Disqus blacklisting rules being the root cause of this syndrome, no solid proof has yet been discovered.

Colloquial usage sees this verb most commonly employed in a derivative of its past participle (e.g. That comment was RedDire'd).

RedDire: Ohayou, minna-san

Sdesphy: *This comment is awaiting approval*

Sdesphy: "@RedDire You have the RedDire's, m8."

RedDire's by RedDire August 26, 2014

Reddit moderator

Someone who removes your reddit posts for no reason whatsoever

A reddit moderator just removed my post! It’s not like I broke rule 8, heh heh.

Reddit moderator by My handle is already in use July 30, 2020

Redditanium 

Redditanium was discovered in the province of Suberbia, France on the 6th of June 1944 by Robert chungus. Redditanium is used to be refined into the world’s most dense material as of 1984, chunganium. With the use of Redditanium increasing due to shortages of steel for dreadnoughts. Redditanium is refined by using a 45. Calibre round fired from a M1911 made pre atomic bomb detonation (1945). Although the process is simple chemistry wise, it is by no means cheap. With the average square meter of Redditanium costing almost $30.75 USD, and the bullet from a M1911 costing around $0.50.
Although it is found nearly anywhere around the world. Vast amounts have been recorded under the state of New Jersey.
Some downsides of this “magic metal” - as some have called it - is as follows: Long exposure causes a kind of psycho effect on the human mind. Another would include its requirement to be transported in a 1st World War era dreadnaught, due to the threat of piracy.
It has shocked scientists that Redditanium can, In fact, duplicate. This has only been recorded a few times but it is theorized that saying “the Chungus wills it” or “the Chonker wills it” while said in a half Jersey half Philadelphia accent will cause it to become 1-2% larger in size.
This is the primary reason of its popularity beside the fact it is nearly unbreakable. As seen in a 2017 study that has stated “after analyzing (Redditanium’s) it’s atomic build, we can say that it is in fact, built different”.

Person 1: The Redditanium deposits were attacked by the Chung pilots!
Person 2: Aren't they based in France Suberbia? How did they manage to cross the entire Atlantic ocean?

Redditanium by goondommy May 14, 2021

Reddit 

The Chinese Government, Only This Time Run By Neckbearded Pony Humping Incels Who Think Bullying Children To Suicide Makes Themselves "EdgeLords", When In Reality, They Are Just A Bunch Of Psychopathic Man Children Who Shouldn't Even Have Internet Access.

If You Give An Opinion On Reddit, They'll Do One Of 4 Things.

-Doxxing

-Death Threats

-20 Paragraph Essays That Go Absolutely Nowhere Trying To Explain Why Your Opinion Is Wrong And Theirs Is Always Right

-Cyberbullying You To The Brink Of Suicide.

Reddit is like the Chinese Government. It is illegal to give an opinion.

Reddit by Cynical Man June 23, 2021

Reddit humor 

A joke, image or meme that is meant to make you laugh, yet is impossible to laugh to. Generally originates from Reddit or appears on Reddit. Either that, or it's so unfunny you can assume it's from Reddit.

"that is so big chungus keanu reeves wholesome 100!"

"please shut up with your reddit humor"

Reddit humor by andifaimos May 10, 2021