Rapture Fuck

When you're fucking and the rapture occurs right when you climax.

*As heard on The A to Z Show, Episode 39.

Zach: Oh man, I totally had a rapture fuck on May 21st!
AC: What do you mean?
Zach: I was fucking and right when I came, the heavens open up like Ahhhh (angel voice) and my cum shot like a geyser!
AC: No way, dude! Is that where that flood came from?
Zach: Totally! My cum flooded the Earth and Noah and the Ark rose up and repopulated a new Earth, bathed in my cum.
AC: Man, I can't wait to have a rapture fuck of my own!

by The-A-to-Z-Show August 7, 2011

Raptured

stolen, enticed, a rape of the senses, a good feeling, a state of awesomeness, love, and all the above

the piece of music raptured my heart.

by Holden Megroin December 14, 2009

Raptured

To disappear without reason; to disappear without an explanation; to vanish

"I took a dump, but when i got up, there was nothing in the bowl. I think my deuce got raptured"

by poachbox July 9, 2011

Raptured

To end one's life quickly. (As in walking in front of a car)

That guy better move before he gets raptured.

by ChappyLew October 23, 2011

Rapture

Used to describe any violent act committed against someone for their Christian beliefs. Twist on the word popularly used to describe a purported event occurring at the Second Coming.

My nigga raptured that Bible thumper's ass.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

rapture

A word used to define the legal party pills available over the counter in New Zealand. Rapture provides entertainment for australian tourists who amidst their travels define a rapture king and hail thee. Hail rapture.

We went to betty's liquor store and bought some rapture. Thank's betty, I love and miss you.

by Eisenegger August 23, 2005

Rapture Saturday

Also known as 'Judgment Day'; supposedly the day when Jesus comes back to Earth and takes all of the Christians and sends them to Heaven, to live for the rest of eternity. Meanwhile, the rest of the human race(the sinners, atheists, etc.), are left on Earth to duke it out in the battle between good and evil. The battle lasts for four-six months, until the Apocalypse occurs. Thus, the rest of the remaining human race is, at that moment, sent to the firing pits of HELL!

Dude, get your RIOT GEAR on, and the stereo system for the new mansion. We only have until tomorrow till Rapture Saturday!

by getitoffmee1232323 June 19, 2011