Rapture Failure

Having the feeling of being totally perplexed, confused, and bewildered that something you absolutely believe in and expected to happen, didn't. This usually results in loss of friends, reputation, and maybe your livelihood.

After the rapture deadline of May 21, 2011 passed, many believers whose hopes were dashed had an extreme sense of rapture failure.

by bluespiper July 15, 2011

rapture moment

When you leave a room, come back and everyone is gone. Seems like the rapture just happened.

I left the family room to go pee, came back and everyone was gone. Total rapture moment.

by Singleinthecity704.com December 28, 2011

The Internet Rapture™

The theory that Youtubers will be charged with a felony by a yet to be approved bill (Bill S.978) with a possible penalty of up to 5 years in prison for uploading a video containing copyrighted content which to the alarmists indicates the end of the Internet as we know it.

The Internet Rapture™ is coming... soon it will be illegal to do karaoke or play games and upload it to Youtube.

by AvidyaUS July 3, 2011

Rapture bomb

As described by the Gizmodo blog : "get a bunch of your old clothes in full sets of pants, shirts, and shoes. Bonus points if you leave accessories like an old watch or sunglasses to go with them. Lay them out as if people have suddenly disappeared, leaving only the clothes behind. Be creative. Take pictures."

with all the clothes on my bedroom floor, it looks like a rapture bomb orgy happened

by Harold Camping October 5, 2011

You've Been Raptured

To have something bad happen to you, unexpectedly or not.

After Having your way with a girl, she gets up and tells you she has STDs or AIDS

A friend might pop into the room and scream, "You've been Raptured!"

A book falls on your foot in the library

A friend looks at you and says, "You've been raptured!"

by MeatheadMilitia July 9, 2011

Rapture-edge

The term used to describe bigoted people who claim that God is coming back to take the rainbow and punish members of the LGTBQIA community.

Evangelical Conservative Christians Rapture-edge their bigoted followers into believing hateful and vile things about God and members of the LGTBQIA community.

by LoveNoth8te2024 June 5, 2024

Raptured

When you and a group of family members are taking a picture, and your step-uncle sneaks in from behind and bends over you sexually. When the picture is snapped it looks like you and him are having anal in the corner.

Look at Kent and Becky in the corner of the picture! Becky totally got raptured!

by flaminfunyun October 30, 2011