Raffles Institution

Raffles Institution is a premier school in its country. Everyone in the school is thought of as nerds, but in actually fact half of the school doesn't hand in their work on time, and the other half is too busy acting cool.

However, miraculously, the school excels in almost all fields and competitions it takes part in.

Have you seen the marks the people in Raffles Institution get? They are impossibly high!

by Random RI student April 26, 2006

ROFLes and syrup

N. Used when you need to cheer someone up. Especially through IM, email, etc.

FRIEND: Dude, I got and F in Math class.
YOU: Cheer up, have some ROFLES AND SYRUP!!!111!!!1!!
FRIEND: MMM... ROFLES! omgwtfbbq

by Andrew Fitzpatrick November 8, 2008

roflfest

A fun time. An event full of rofls.

If you and your friends spend a couple hours sitting around laughing, you have just had a roflfest.

by ForestNinja November 2, 2008

Roffelski

The Russian pronounciation of Roffel, which is the turning of ROFL into a word.

LOL LOL LOL!! DUDE THAT WAS SO FUNNY! ROFFELSKI! XD

by Mickeyshyloh July 9, 2009

Sir Stamford Raffles

aka Sir Syrup Waffles by some, is sometimes labelled as "founder of singapore" when he came to singapore when the british specifically mentioned not to and was like "nah now u are colonised L bozo" and was colonised until 1965, when it gained independance. also he did nothing to the development of Singapore. John Crawfurd is the real founder of Singapore and not Sir Stamford Raffles

"omg its sir syrup waffles hes my super idol!" your best friend excalimed excitedly

person 1: oi cher whats sir stamford raffles

person 2: bodo its a person lah u
person 1 : oi stop it lah so mean
person 2 : ok lol

by X_CheeseFries_X April 24, 2022

Raffles Institution

Raffles Institution is supposedly the best school in Singapore, but the truth is that it is just like any other school, if not worse in terms of behaviour. All the Raffles Institution students seem to enjoy causing intense pain to their teachers and disobeying them on purpose. In fact, I don't understand how they are still able to excel.

Ethan: Hey, I heard you are from Raffles Institution, how smart of you!
John : You better thank god that you are not there....

by CutiepieRaffles April 15, 2019

rofflelame

verb - to take something, and make a very lame parody of it. Usually lame on purpose. Can be stupid or retarded instead of lame.

(someone's profile)
"You don't have to go home,
but you can't stay here."
Bill: You can't go hoooome,
Bill: So you can't stay here.
Sally: WTF?
Bill Haha I just ROFFLELAMED your profile.
Sally: Yeah, well, you're a veeter!
Bill: :(

by Can Not April 10, 2005