roasted nut

the act of blowing your load (jizz) while taking a shit

sometimes when constipated ben attempts a roasted nut to help pass the time

by Chris Loshark December 24, 2008

roasted nuts

noun

1. roasted edible nuts.
2. the result of holding your laptop in your lap for too long, and the battery gets hot.
3. the result of abusing the seat heater in your car.

the last two definitions can apply to girls as well, but the result is more like roast beef

1. these roasted nuts suck! they're unsalted!
2. no wonder dell recalled those notebooks. they roast your nuts off.
3. dude, chill with the seat warmer, i'm roasting here.

by spoot September 11, 2006

Roasted marshmallow

The result of receiving a non-arousing handjob that results in loss of erection and burnt penial skin.

My cock hurts bad, it’s a damn roasted marshmallow.

by AlabamaBaby January 2, 2019

roasted brown cake

When you take a dump and put it into the middle of a chocolate cake as filling then bake it

The best way to stop people from having dinner parties at your house is to make them a nice roasted brown cake. Because no one likes to eat shit.

by filthy pirate hooker June 20, 2014

roasted penis

an extremly sunburned dick.

that man had a very soggy roasted penis. it was insane. MOTHER FUCK. put it away larry!

by cademhsmr June 22, 2006

Roasted Chicken

They had a roasted chicken for their engagement dinner.

They had a roasted chicken for their engagement dinner.

by Map25 July 25, 2019

roasted nuggets

taking a shit and then inserting the "nuggets" into the girls butt and then proceeding to fuck her in the butt, then she shits out the "roasted nuggets".

Yo last night i was feeling a little mysterious so I gave Becky some roasted nuggets for christmas.

by beedo202 December 10, 2010