quarterloaf

A deviant sexual act even more disgusting than whatever you think it might be.

Holy Christ, did you hear that Tom quarterloafed some guy in the men's bathroom?

by ScottyWK July 8, 2004

Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls

3:45...I think? Who knows what this means really?

What time is it? Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls.

by HK Orlando October 19, 2006

Armchair quarterback

some d-bag who is certain that he or she can make better decisions than the coaches or players while watching a competitive sport on television.

Watching football with Porter is a drag because he's an insufferable armchair quarterback; he doesn't know jack-shit about sports.

by Clydetheglyde August 12, 2008

quarterbackin'

To Hustle, Slang Yay or Ice on the Block. Dubbed by that man E-40 the Ambassador of the bay.

Yo man that nigga right there has been quarterbackin' all night makin crazy ass loot off these tweakers.

by Big Joe AKA that Nagger July 8, 2003

Quarterphoria

The euphoric feeling one gets upon receiving five dollars or more worth of quarters from the change machine, even though they haven't gained any money.

"I love the sound that five dollars worth of quarters makes in the change machine!" -gramma

"That's because you have 'Quarterphoria'." -grandson

by iBetty December 29, 2011

quarter-assed

Half of half-assed; a very, very poor attempt. First coined by GC of Fafarazzi.

Those new kids can't even make a quarter-assed attempt at sounding intelligent.

by shanut August 4, 2008

Quarterback

hovering over a public toilet in the quarterback position and taking a shit trying not to touch the seat with your ass.

Dude, that bathroom was so filthy I had to quarterback it!

by C-Mor-Buttz March 7, 2003