Pastaface

Quite the opposite of "Butterface". When a woman's face is so attractive, that you fail to see past it (Past her face = Pastaface)

Guy 1: Man, that Keira Knightley is a real beauty.
Guy 2: Yeah, but she doesn't have any ass or boob.
Guy 1: What, really?
Guy 2: Yeah. You didn't notice, cuz you couldn't see pastaface.

by Wild_Monkey December 12, 2010

Pastafarian

Ideological movement that arose in Italian restaurants in the 1960’s in the Little Italy region of New York City. Believers are known as Pastafarians, or Pastas. Most early believers were either dope-smoking Bob Marley fans with the munchies or of Jamaican descent, Rastafarians and learned to love and eat Italian food. A spleef, Chianti, some reggae music and fresh lasagna are considered to be the top practice of the mindset.
The Pastafari movement encompasses themes such as the spiritual use of cannabis and Chianti.

I partied all day with my Pastafarian friends and then we went into the city for Italian food and we ate everything in sight. Almost a religious experience man.

by martinatty April 5, 2010

Pastafarianism

The belief that a real prophet should be college educated

Look at that Bobby Henderson guy, he's a total believer of pastafarianism.

No he's not, he's just a college-educated prophet

Yeah yeah, whatever.

by Gioku December 18, 2010

pusafacee

pusa means "cat" in filipino. face means your mom's. hah.

Jacqui & Neil are the coolest pusafacees, fsho!

by Jack`weeh December 14, 2008

Pastafy

The process of pasta noodles getting soft.

Don't break the noodles to get them in the pan. After a few minutes in the water the noodles will pastafy and all fit.

by Snark-King June 18, 2016

Pastafarian

Someone who knows Italian recipes.

I haven't had a burger 'n fries since I turned Pastafarian.

by Rimbaud Jangles October 4, 2008

putaface

facial expression of a salty (see "salty") girl when staring longingly at her puto. consists of batting eyelashes, licking lips, crossing arms and the tilting of the head. can also be putoface when performed by a male specimen.

"lala's putafaces towards nigel(see "nigel") were off the chain on superbowl sunday"

"when her nator(see "nator") emerges she gives mad putafaces"

by morton November 4, 2003